According to the The Amazing SPAM Home Page, the ingredients of SPAM are as follows:

chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added
salt (for binding, flavor, and firmness)
water (to help in mixing)
sugar (for flavor)
sodium Nitrite (for color and as a preservative)

Christopher Morley - "There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way."

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.

~~Bill Vaughan

I just recently learned of this ATM skimming scam. Watch yourselves

http://www.utexas.edu/police/alerts/atm_scam/

The hungarians are naming a bridge soon. They are using an internet poll to decide the name.

Currently "Chuck Norris" is in 3rd place.

There are a bazillion names on the list, Chuck Norris's name is in english and you have to scroll down about an inch to see his name. Go vote.http://www.

If I were a robotics engineer, I would totally be working on an evil twin robot as well.

:-D awesome.

http://www.engadget.com/2006/07/21/hiroshi-ishiguro-builds-his-evil-android-twin-geminoid-hi-1/

cell phone people, watch out.

http://news.zdnet.com/2100-1009_22-6087523.html?part=rss&tag=feed&subj=zdnn

Women! Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't get 'em to wear skimpy little Nazi outfits ( Read more... )

/sad face

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-06-04-toth-obit_x.htm?csp=34

HAHAHAA

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48974