rub a dub dub, just relaxing in the tub, thinking every thing was all right [demon slaying 025]

[rev_it_up]

[accidental voice post, there's the sound of water running. Ah, showers. Showers are good. Showers are awesome. Showers are--]

WHAT THE FUCK?![Showers are hot! WAY TOO FUCKING HOT. And here's Nero, getting the fuck out of dodge, and STOMPING HIS WAY INTO THE KITCHEN 90% naked and dripping water. Thank god for towels. Even if they are remarkably

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[concept_killer]

Someone flush the toilet?

[concept_killer]

I've dealt with demons before.

[rev_it_up]

Yeah, well, good for you. So's three quarters of the City.

[concept_killer]

[rev_it_up]

You're not a special fucking snowflake, punk.

[concept_killer]

I'd want to show you different but there is that ten feet rule.

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Okay now that's just creepy.

[concept_killer]

I'll get the pole so you can measure the distance.

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Let's not and say we did.

So, demons huh?

[concept_killer]

Oh, there's more. Dead Apostles and even re-incarnating dead vampires. I got three for the price of one on the last thing.

[rev_it_up]

Sounds like all that and a barrel of monkeys.

[concept_killer]

Undead monkeys. Been there too.

[rev_it_up]

... Man, even my world ain't that weird.

[concept_killer]

The funny part? I almost got killed by a deer.

[rev_it_up]

... A deer.

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Was it a zombie deer? Because that is the only way you're getting redeemed on this one, pal.

[concept_killer]

You better believe it was a zombie deer.