rub a dub dub, just relaxing in the tub, thinking every thing was all right [demon slaying 025]

Apr 20, 2008 17:54

[accidental voice post, there's the sound of water running. Ah, showers. Showers are good. Showers are awesome. Showers are--]

WHAT THE FUCK?![Showers are hot! WAY TOO FUCKING HOT. And here's Nero, getting the fuck out of dodge, and STOMPING HIS WAY INTO THE KITCHEN 90% naked and dripping water. Thank god for towels. Even if they are remarkably ( Read more... )

wet like a drowned puppy, grumpy demonslayer is grumpy, i will arm wrestle you into oblivion lad, ow motherfucker, do not want, haet you all, damnit esther, wants girlfriend, needs moar anvil, showers burn, diaf abel

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[1/IDK MY BFF JILL?] sing_my_faith April 21 2008, 01:01:30 UTC
Nero..?

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rev_it_up April 21 2008, 01:41:25 UTC
[his brain is mush. ash. pancakes. something. it's definitely not a brain at this moment, no siree.]

I-- Kyrie you don't have to--

[and he is blushing like a schoolgirl who gets to meet a fucking jrocker oh my god]

-- I mean! It's really-- uh sorry if I'm-- if I startled you or-- something.

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sing_my_faith April 21 2008, 01:45:19 UTC
[Meanwhile her brain is doing Bad Things. Just. Don't suddenly develop demonic psychic abilities, okay Nero? Your brain would pop.]

I--no, it's okay, it was just--you surprised us, is all, and we--that is, I...

Well, you...I haven't...

Are you sure you're all right?

[Because that's much safer than anything else she might say.]

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rev_it_up April 21 2008, 01:50:28 UTC
[Yes. His brain would pop. And dribble out his ears. And probably spawn little demonic entities that would dance around with pitchforks attacking people's ankles and oh god he doesn't want to think about this at all--

He folds his coat shut over his chest. Yeah he looks about twelve right now, dripping wet and bundled up and hunching in on himself so he looks smaller and, well, less like an angry naked half demon]

... I'm sure.

[... smile? sheepishly, of course. like, wow, this is one of those things we're telling our kids and then

NO NO NO DO NOT WANT]

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sing_my_faith April 21 2008, 01:54:16 UTC
[Just going to. Keep her thoughts to herself for now. But wow he really filled out not that she's surprised because she has hugged him but there's a big difference between seeing it in clothing and seeing it very naked and very wet and kind of steaming a bit and--

No. Stop it. Is only going to make the blushing worse.]

I...good. Then you should, um.

[She's not going to finish that. There are certain things she Must Not Say, and unfortunately that's all she can think to at the moment.]

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rev_it_up April 21 2008, 01:59:34 UTC
G-get dressed?

[... And this is so unfair because he's never seen her --

... he-- he's never seen her--

...

...

... AND THIS IS NERO BOLTING FOR THE BATHROOM WHERE HE LEFT HIS CLOTHES, YES, RIGHT THIS SECOND.]

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sing_my_faith April 21 2008, 02:05:05 UTC
Y--

[Apparently there is no need to answer because there he goes, and by the time she blinks over her shoulder--in surprise! And not because she is--she'd never just--it's just in surprise--he's already in the bathroom and the door has shut.

Which is for the best. He should be dressed. Esther might never recover.

Then again, Kyrie might never either. Forget about how hard that mental image will be to forget, she's not even sure she wants to.]

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