Apr 11, 2008 15:06
Since when have tentacles EVER been a good fucking idea?!
Whatever.
Dante, you're living off calamari pizza forever.
yellow brick road to the face,
ass kickery ahoy!!,
open mouth insert where with the what no,
the wheels on the bus go round and round,
no,
calamari pizza for the lose,
fuck off and die,
tentacle porn for dummies,
demonic elder god seafood special,
it's like watching exxxtreme chef
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Relatives, maybe?
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Therefore, by my irrefutable logic, slimy green motherfuckers = you.
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I've been kicking them at things. Hell of a lot more entertaining. It's like mildly dangerous hackeysack.
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Geez.
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