another niesism

[retrospection_]

Moonlight Flame: i was going to go out, but apparently, i'm a cock block
onieseus: what?
onieseus: sarah
onieseus: I have never known you to block a cock for someone else.
onieseus: You are a penis facilitator.
onieseus: a cock catalyst, if you will.

Comments

Nice

[littlegreenworm]

"cock catalyst"

lolgasm

[retrospection_]

yeah, i'm good like that. Especially if we act like we're together at first and then I run off to chase some man meat on the dance floor, leaving you all alone and forlorn.

Girls love to make it all better.

[laevateinn]

Penis Facilitator?
Haha, I just get the mental image of you working in some industrial factory that is shaped like a penis.

[retrospection_]

I do. It is called the Carnegie Museum of Natural History.

it IS a penis