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[retronami]

Contrary to popular belief, diamonds are not a girl's best friend. Alka-seltzer and percoset are.

Family therapy dances on the edges of interesting, and it's a damn shame. I'd rather be doing macro. That needs to be a bumper sticker.

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[gamahucheur]

Chocolate is lying on its bed, weeping because you do not count it amongst a girl's best friends. I'd rather be doing macro. That needs to be a bumper sticker.
That's an indecent thought, and would make an indecent bumpersticker! You sorely try my commitment to freedom of expression!

[retronami]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks indecent thoughts when confronted with macro-anything. :D