Because I shouldn't have to suffer alone...

[retrobabble]

A man goes to his dentist because he feels something is wrong with his mouth.

The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is completely corroded. What have you been eating?"

The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was

Comments

[crimini]

You are a wicked wicked person.

[barbarienne]

You want to know how much of a geek I am? I was too distracted by the things that happen to chrome car parts on salty roads to think that a chrome dental plate would be possible. I didn't even have the mental wherewithal to groan.

[hominysnark]

Suffering alone is *good* for you. Really.

[ellen_denham]

*groan* That's the sort of joke that if you tell it in person, you have to be inching toward the door by the time you hit the punch line, then run for it!

[quiller77]

*grooooaaaaannnnnn*