AND NOW ...

[retail_slut]

IN TODAY'S EPISODE...

Shaye impatiently awaits at the beach house for Chalula to return...
"doo doo doo dee doo...Im SOOOOOOOOO not even gonna wait for her anymore. I have to find out if i'm going to get any roles in Hollywood this week!"

and so Shaye begins to play...*GASP* "OMG!! this isn't my Celebrity Edition Super Starboard!!!! it's.....it's

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[shayesaintjohn]

so sexy

[retail_slut]

but wouldnt that mean you were depriving yourself of wire threrapy?

ahaha...

i need to know you outside of ur movies.
it seems as though when refering to you all i can talk about is starboard and other films.

shaye...grace me with your wisdom.

Re: so sexy

[shayesaintjohn]

I am currently participating in over 44 different kind of therapy. The wires are the tip of my therapuetical trauma sessions:)

I love what you have written so far. If I was to get involved it would ruin the original intention. Which was? You really have my way of talking down. It was like looking at an actual transcription of a recent conversation I had. When referencing me use only your "sense" of what I may be.

Let me read how it ends.

Re: so sexy

[retail_slut]

i have no idea what started this story
but after i began i decided it would be fun to throw you in there to spice it up.

i write a little something every day or two...so it will just continue until it gets boring.

44 kinds of therapy.
oh thats so exciting...
you'll have to tell me all about them :)

[cerealrapist]

hahahaha YAY! I LOOOOVE THE SHAYE SAINT JOHN STORIES!!!! GIMME MORE!!!