He's not gonna get toxic shock syndrome

[restless_jedi]

Tonight is my first extended time with my sister since she assaulted me. I'll keep you posted

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[kittygrenade]

This is the first I've ever heard of the dead hobo saying. =Oo=

[restless_jedi]

What does your family talk about, if it's not dead hobos?

[kittygrenade]

What's for dinner?
What came in the mail.
Things like that I guess.

[restless_jedi]

...I am confused. People really talk about that? I thought that just happened on tv!

[escherzo]

You talk about dead hobos. I walk downstairs and my brothers are discussing the merits of rockets attached to monster trucks or if the snailboss is properly enslaving its minions.

It's a strange world we live in, methinks.

[restless_jedi]

Indeed. My brother (and even my sister-in-law)? Completely unphased when the dead hobos thing started.

(*sigh* I suspect I'll need to torment poor unitoastaby tonight.)

[galaxyaway]

This isn't really a phrase, but I've said, "It's okay, Jesus still loves you" so many times that now I say it without really thinking. I've even said it to my lizard, which is just sad.

But one time my friend told me that I better stop saying it before I end up offending someone... not that I would stop, but yeah. I'm waiting for the day I say it to someone who actually cares and starts preaching or backlashes or something.

You know, you might offend a dead hobo. Ever thought about that?

[restless_jedi]

People do offend easy. But I tend not to care.

I might. AND THEN IT WILL BE ME THAT BEGAN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. OOPS!

[galaxyaway]

DO IT. So I can prove all those bastards who didn't get why I spent my time preparing for the zombie apocalypse.

[samazon13]

*keeping fingers crossed for you for tonight*
-Samazon

[restless_jedi]

Thanks.

[amethystshard]

My FATHER is a dead hobo!!!111!!!! Curse you!!! *sob*

Good luck with your sister. I hope it goes well.

[restless_jedi]

Your father isn't even a very good dead hobo.

Thanks; me too.