I'm Gonna Kick His Ass!

[respectmyright]

Okay, so I was totally getting ready to post a really random post that did not include the Asshat, at all, because I HATE him, but then he decided to come onto the Scary Board and stick around for two hours. Some sample posts:

autographs and pics always afterv show for anyone who waits i will sign al nite if i am needed.......luv meeting you guys

Comments

[lilacroadie]

*tear* That poor, poor boy. I think I might cry.

What an asshat.

[respectmyright]

I want to kidnap him and hug him and read him stories and not let him go near any eville, eville press people who hate him.

I know. Such a moronic asshat.

[jackiejunior]

just wanted to tell you guys that i love each and everyone of you and im kinda gettng emotional listening to the scientist by coldplay and thinking of what you guys have done for me and for the rest of my life i will never forget that and never forget the last year of my life and how so many good honest people got involved in making sure that i was okay happy had a new chain for my watch had tones of bears and great jewels and letters and teshirts and signs and so much more, you have no idea what kind of impact you have all had on my life i love you and have a good nite Ryan

That almost sounds like a suicide note. Seriously.

[krista_lee]

Yeah. He better not kill himself.

[respectmyright]

GAAAAAAAH!!!

*Hugs him and lets him cry and shields him from the awful Scaries who are all volunteering to date him*

*Kicks him, hard*

[krista_lee]

yes i am single i would date any walk of life as long as i felt that a lasting relationship was possible and we were happy that is what it is all about

"Any walk of life"? Ryan dear, you're being conspicuous again.

being in love is one of the best things in the world and it can happen with any two people

Anyone else think maybe he's working up to the whole "I LOVE BILLY!" thing?

[onesong]

That tugged at the old heart strings a little
stupid asshat with his stupid vulnerability and his stupid making me feel bad for him
*snuggles him kicks him in the shin*

[foodsthatcan]

Two words for you, yo:

HATE. REHAB.

And maybe you need to self-ban yourself from the Scary Board for a while, EH? ;)

Also, I laff muchly at "teshirts."