THEME XVIII : CRACK THEME
Time's up, put down your weapons! The rival theme's over and we're moving on to pure and simple CRACK! Many thanks again to everyone who contributed with suggestions which have been used as or used to inspire this theme's stamping options.
How do I say CRACK THEME in the form of a question?
November & December Theme
RULES
+ You must first receive a regular stamp before applying for a theme.
+ The regular community rules still apply, so make sure you've read them carefully.
+ You must vote on all the unstamped applications again before you can receive a stamp. It doesn't matter if they are theme or regular applications.
+ To impress us with your uncanny rule-reading skills, please make your subject line a line from one of the top ten hottest pop songs of 2009. DO NOT FORGET THE DECORATIVE CAPSLOCKING EITHER!
+ Please save the stamp you received to your own server and continue to vote for others even after you've been stamped.
+ Just like you hopefully did with the regular application, make sure that both your application (for your own sake) as well as your votes (for the sake of not having your head cut off by one of the mods) are ELABORATE. Explaining your answers helps us determine the most suitable character for you. Explaining your votes helps the applicant understand why you think they are similar to the character you chose. Oh yes, I'm totally holding you to that one, even for this theme.
APPLICATION
= CRACK THEME =
So BASICally...
You're here because you already read the rules and voted on all unstamped applications available, right? Well then, what are you waiting for?
If you were of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
Gender of your favourite shirt?
Your age yesterday, 70 years from now?
Please describe yourself in five food items.
If you had to sum up your life so far in one youtube videoclip, what would it be?
- insert clever divider quote here -
Answer the following questions. Keep in mind that your answer has to be phrased in the form of an answer.
What's your hair colour?
How would others describe your hair colour?
What do you think of other people?
What you think other people think you think of other people?
You have been invited to your long lost half-sister's Christmas party. You decide to attend and everything is going well until somebody laughs loudly at a joke, causing your half-sister's fiancé to break the only available chair in fright. How do you react?
If roles were reversed, that is if your half-sister's fiancé broke you, how would you ideally want the chair to react?
If you had to permanently tattoo one word (and one word only!) across your forehead, what would it be?
If as a reward you could tattoo one word across the forehead of your worst enemy, what would that word be?
Procrastinate now, don't put it off!
Please observe the following statements carefully and then decide for yourself whether they would make a funny t-shirt.. Additionally, please share with us whether you agree or disagree with them and why that is.
"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot."
"In a separate bowl, whisk together the eggs and 2 cups of milk; add to flour mixture, stirring only until smooth."
"My name is Alice and I remember everything."
"If you try to do anything clever, I will kill you."
"Always aim for the S.T.A.R.S. Even if you miss, you still kill Mikhail Victor."
This or the other one?
Pick one and explain your choice. You are welcome to pick two as well. If you pick three you're fired.
Past or present?
Future or mangroves?
A flamboyant wig or a fake moustache?
G-Virus or Pepsi?
Shake, shake, shake your body! or win a novelty vase?
Eat here or at Ada Wong's place?
Surgically remove your nose or go on a skiing trip with Carlos Oliveira?
Crush a car with your bare hands or buy Chris Redfield an inexpensive yet elegant pair of gloves?
Biohazard Warning! All applicants evacuate immediately!
Questions can be answered in writing or in the form of interpretive dance.
It's Christmas time and it turns out that you are Albert Wesker's secret santa. What do you give him?
If instead he happened to be your secret santa, what do you think he'd get you?
It turns out that Albert Wesker was extremely displeased with his Christmas present. He's activated a generic doomsday device which will destroy the planet in 10 minutes. Fortunately you know the overly long and complicated sequence to turn it off. Unfortunately you're 10 minutes running distance away from the device and have broken your ankles in a skiing accident with Carlos Oliveira. On which protagonist are you going to take a piggy-back ride in order to deactivate the device on time?
As an Umbrella employee it is only natural that sooner or later you're shot by your co-workers. If ten years later you happened to come back to life, what animals would your body be composed of?
You're alone in a giant mansion. You walk into a room, casually move a picture on the wall and reveal a secret passage. However instead of a way ahead you're confronted with a dead end and ten hungry zombies. On top of that the ceiling suddenly starts to move down, threatening to crush you any moment. The only exits are three unlocked doors clearly labelled 'Exit'. In the room you find nothing but a silver spoon, a gardening magazine and a briefcase filled with a tremendous amount of money. How do you escape?
You are made a secret agent working for a secret organisation and have just been given your first secret mission. How do you dress for it in the most inappropriate and inconvenient way?
You're riding a streetcar along the derelict streets of Raccoon City, on the run from various horrible creatures when you're approached by the conductor and asked to show your ticket, which you didn't buy. How do you react?
As a government agent you're sent to a small village in Spain to rescue the president's kidnapped daughter. You find her, fight your way through the hordes of whoever it is you encounter and make it back home safely only to find that you forgot the president's daughter in a garbage container in Spain. What do you do?
You decide to join your local book club and as a present receive a hair dryer as well as the ability to brainwash and enslave one Resident Evil character of your choice. Who is it and how do you redesign their outfit?
You have decided to form a glee club with three Resident Evil characters. Who are they, how will your costumes look and which song will you work on performing first?
Beep beep beep beep!
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Okay, what the hell are you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to evacuate? DO YOU THINK YOU CAN IGNORE ME, JUST BECAUSE I'M A GENERIC SURVEY?!
[] Yes. [] Absolutely. [] I'm sorry. Let's make out. ♥ [] I agree with the first two answers.
Alright then, since you insist, here are some final questions. But don't blame me if you just happen to explode while answering them. Are you ready?
[] Yes. [] Yes. [] Get on with it! [] What was the second option again?
Did you explode yet?
[] No. [] You're annoying. [] Go away. [] Yes.
Which ONE option would you not like to be stamped as? Please do not in any shape or form elaborate your answer.
Anything else you would like to add?
Oh sorry, did you think I actually had any useful questions left?
[] Not really. [] *explodes* [] WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?! D': [] You're going to regret making a fool out of me, generic survey!
STAMPING OPTIONS
Your options (the characteristics of which I will leave entirely up to your better judgement) are as follows:
KEVIN RYMAN'S BOOTS
MASTER'S DEGREE IN UNLOCKING
LUIS SERA'S HIP SWAY
DAVID KING'S PLUNGER
JILL, LETTUCE & CHEESE
D.I.J.
NOT CHRIS'S BLOOD
BALLISTICS
HIS PRECIOUS G-VIRUS
COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION
TERRIBLE DEMONS
TWO TYRANTS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
AN EXTREME MAKE-OVAH!
CASUAL FRIDAY
LUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIS!!!
THE MANY DEATHS OF NICHOLAI GINOVAEF
THE STAMPS
I want to give thanks and appropriate credit to the source of our delicious Jill Sandwich.
I would do the same for the casual Friday, but have unfortunately lost trace of the artist.
How do I say CRACK THEME in the form of a question?
November & December Theme
RULES
+ You must first receive a regular stamp before applying for a theme.
+ The regular community rules still apply, so make sure you've read them carefully.
+ You must vote on all the unstamped applications again before you can receive a stamp. It doesn't matter if they are theme or regular applications.
+ To impress us with your uncanny rule-reading skills, please make your subject line a line from one of the top ten hottest pop songs of 2009. DO NOT FORGET THE DECORATIVE CAPSLOCKING EITHER!
+ Please save the stamp you received to your own server and continue to vote for others even after you've been stamped.
+ Just like you hopefully did with the regular application, make sure that both your application (for your own sake) as well as your votes (for the sake of not having your head cut off by one of the mods) are ELABORATE. Explaining your answers helps us determine the most suitable character for you. Explaining your votes helps the applicant understand why you think they are similar to the character you chose. Oh yes, I'm totally holding you to that one, even for this theme.
APPLICATION
= CRACK THEME =
So BASICally...
You're here because you already read the rules and voted on all unstamped applications available, right? Well then, what are you waiting for?
If you were of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
Gender of your favourite shirt?
Your age yesterday, 70 years from now?
Please describe yourself in five food items.
If you had to sum up your life so far in one youtube videoclip, what would it be?
- insert clever divider quote here -
Answer the following questions. Keep in mind that your answer has to be phrased in the form of an answer.
What's your hair colour?
How would others describe your hair colour?
What do you think of other people?
What you think other people think you think of other people?
You have been invited to your long lost half-sister's Christmas party. You decide to attend and everything is going well until somebody laughs loudly at a joke, causing your half-sister's fiancé to break the only available chair in fright. How do you react?
If roles were reversed, that is if your half-sister's fiancé broke you, how would you ideally want the chair to react?
If you had to permanently tattoo one word (and one word only!) across your forehead, what would it be?
If as a reward you could tattoo one word across the forehead of your worst enemy, what would that word be?
Procrastinate now, don't put it off!
Please observe the following statements carefully and then decide for yourself whether they would make a funny t-shirt.. Additionally, please share with us whether you agree or disagree with them and why that is.
"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot."
"In a separate bowl, whisk together the eggs and 2 cups of milk; add to flour mixture, stirring only until smooth."
"My name is Alice and I remember everything."
"If you try to do anything clever, I will kill you."
"Always aim for the S.T.A.R.S. Even if you miss, you still kill Mikhail Victor."
This or the other one?
Pick one and explain your choice. You are welcome to pick two as well. If you pick three you're fired.
Past or present?
Future or mangroves?
A flamboyant wig or a fake moustache?
G-Virus or Pepsi?
Shake, shake, shake your body! or win a novelty vase?
Eat here or at Ada Wong's place?
Surgically remove your nose or go on a skiing trip with Carlos Oliveira?
Crush a car with your bare hands or buy Chris Redfield an inexpensive yet elegant pair of gloves?
Biohazard Warning! All applicants evacuate immediately!
Questions can be answered in writing or in the form of interpretive dance.
It's Christmas time and it turns out that you are Albert Wesker's secret santa. What do you give him?
If instead he happened to be your secret santa, what do you think he'd get you?
It turns out that Albert Wesker was extremely displeased with his Christmas present. He's activated a generic doomsday device which will destroy the planet in 10 minutes. Fortunately you know the overly long and complicated sequence to turn it off. Unfortunately you're 10 minutes running distance away from the device and have broken your ankles in a skiing accident with Carlos Oliveira. On which protagonist are you going to take a piggy-back ride in order to deactivate the device on time?
As an Umbrella employee it is only natural that sooner or later you're shot by your co-workers. If ten years later you happened to come back to life, what animals would your body be composed of?
You're alone in a giant mansion. You walk into a room, casually move a picture on the wall and reveal a secret passage. However instead of a way ahead you're confronted with a dead end and ten hungry zombies. On top of that the ceiling suddenly starts to move down, threatening to crush you any moment. The only exits are three unlocked doors clearly labelled 'Exit'. In the room you find nothing but a silver spoon, a gardening magazine and a briefcase filled with a tremendous amount of money. How do you escape?
You are made a secret agent working for a secret organisation and have just been given your first secret mission. How do you dress for it in the most inappropriate and inconvenient way?
You're riding a streetcar along the derelict streets of Raccoon City, on the run from various horrible creatures when you're approached by the conductor and asked to show your ticket, which you didn't buy. How do you react?
As a government agent you're sent to a small village in Spain to rescue the president's kidnapped daughter. You find her, fight your way through the hordes of whoever it is you encounter and make it back home safely only to find that you forgot the president's daughter in a garbage container in Spain. What do you do?
You decide to join your local book club and as a present receive a hair dryer as well as the ability to brainwash and enslave one Resident Evil character of your choice. Who is it and how do you redesign their outfit?
You have decided to form a glee club with three Resident Evil characters. Who are they, how will your costumes look and which song will you work on performing first?
Beep beep beep beep!
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Okay, what the hell are you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to evacuate? DO YOU THINK YOU CAN IGNORE ME, JUST BECAUSE I'M A GENERIC SURVEY?!
[] Yes. [] Absolutely. [] I'm sorry. Let's make out. ♥ [] I agree with the first two answers.
Alright then, since you insist, here are some final questions. But don't blame me if you just happen to explode while answering them. Are you ready?
[] Yes. [] Yes. [] Get on with it! [] What was the second option again?
Did you explode yet?
[] No. [] You're annoying. [] Go away. [] Yes.
Which ONE option would you not like to be stamped as? Please do not in any shape or form elaborate your answer.
Anything else you would like to add?
Oh sorry, did you think I actually had any useful questions left?
[] Not really. [] *explodes* [] WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?! D': [] You're going to regret making a fool out of me, generic survey!
STAMPING OPTIONS
Your options (the characteristics of which I will leave entirely up to your better judgement) are as follows:
KEVIN RYMAN'S BOOTS
MASTER'S DEGREE IN UNLOCKING
LUIS SERA'S HIP SWAY
DAVID KING'S PLUNGER
JILL, LETTUCE & CHEESE
D.I.J.
NOT CHRIS'S BLOOD
BALLISTICS
HIS PRECIOUS G-VIRUS
COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION
TERRIBLE DEMONS
TWO TYRANTS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
AN EXTREME MAKE-OVAH!
CASUAL FRIDAY
LUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIS!!!
THE MANY DEATHS OF NICHOLAI GINOVAEF
THE STAMPS
I want to give thanks and appropriate credit to the source of our delicious Jill Sandwich.
I would do the same for the casual Friday, but have unfortunately lost trace of the artist.