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reserve

RIGHT THEN. HELLO.

Nov 10, 2008 21:35

( Rahm Emanuel is the Cardiff rift, Rahm Emanuel directs the Mossad, Rahm Emanuel is hot shit, Rahm Emanuel's balls hold up the universe If Barack Obama is your new bicycle, then Rahm Emanuel is your new hit and run. Rahm Emanuel approved these drabbles. )

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nietzschekeen November 11 2008, 02:41:48 UTC

Q: Rahm Emanuel is in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and a gun with two shots in it. What does he do?

A: He shoots Hitler twice and then uses Hitler's lifeless body to pummel Bin Laden to death.

Also,if you haven't seen it: Rahmbamarama.

vaudeville November 11 2008, 03:51:15 UTC

OH

GOD

MY LOVE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW, IS LIKE, UNEXPLAINABLE

vaudeville November 11 2008, 04:22:48 UTC

INEXPLICABLE

vaudeville November 11 2008, 04:22:53 UTC

WHATEVER

auberryroad November 11 2008, 04:13:43 UTC

I might as well stop reading my friends list, because this is conclusively the best entry I will see all night.

reserve November 11 2008, 15:31:45 UTC

Girl, you should start playing this game with me. This crazy game where Rahm Emanuel rules the world and Barack Obama is his pretty minion. Wait, what?

semiorobotics November 11 2008, 11:16:21 UTC

OH MY GOD
IS THIS A NEW THING
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS GOING TO BE YOUR NEW THING
AHHHHH I AM BACK FROM EUROPE AND I LOVE YOU

reserve November 11 2008, 15:31:10 UTC

THIS IS MY NEW THING. THERE'S A COMM AND EVERYTHING.
HOW WAS EUROPE? I AM OBSESSED WITH RAHM EMANUEL.