Event Post

[rescuecatnaoma]

Yuri is outside Obelisk Blue. With a rope tied to each of his limbs. And each rope tied to a cat. And laying on his back, on the ground.

"Pull, you mighty stallions, Pull! Show me no mercy!

..The cats do not appear to be cooperating.

Comments

[itsforflavoring]

... Like, whatcha doin'

::She's considering sitting on you.::

[itsforflavoring]

Alotta Japanese guys are short.

::Grabs your arm to feel the muscle::

[rescuecatnaoma]

He's pretty stringy. He's not weak, but he's still primarily a runty kid whose muscle is for running and jumping.

"Well I'm only HALF Japanese."

[itsforflavoring]

It's infected ya. The Japanese particles are makin' ya short.

::Laughing at you::

[rescuecatnaoma]

"Japanese particles aren't even a thing! This isn't fair, all the girls got taller!"

[itsforflavoring]

Yeah, so? And, like, Japanese particles are a thing!

[rescuecatnaoma]

"My neck hurts whenever I'm around girls a lot taller than me. And no they're not!"

[itsforflavoring]

Why's it hurt. And yeah dey are.

[rescuecatnaoma]

"Because CERTAIN GIRLS think my head is a funny height for doing CERTAIN THINGS."

[itsforflavoring]

Sounds funny~~

[rescuecatnaoma]

"YOU'RE ONE OF THEM."

[itsforflavoring]

...?

[rescuecatnaoma]

"The thing where you come up behind me and use my head as a table"