Dear Barack

[reprimander]

Dear Barack,
I heard this morning that you plan on adopting a puppy because you plan on keeping in the tradition of past presidents owning dogs. Isn't your bitch, Michelle, enough?
Love,
Gonzo

Comments

[sidepocket_pro]

You know I had an image when walking around NYC yesterday that you were at home eating your dinner table...

[reprimander]

What time was this? I may have been eating my coffee table at the time.