FIC: No Tenimyu, No Life, Kentaro Silliness, PGish

[reposte]

Title: No Tenimyu, No Life
Author: Ociwen
Rating: PGish?
Pairing(s): Kentaro/Tenimyu + others
Wordcount: 2300
Summary: All Kentaro ever wanted to do was be a part of Tenimyu.
Disclaimer: No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement of Tenimyu, Konomi, or Ueshima's cracked out mind is intended.
Warnings: the usual splooge of

Comments

[wednesdayschild]

Every time I read this it gets funnier. CRYING IN THE TOILETS. LIKE SANADA.

But none of the rest of them have a t-shirt on that says IRISH EYES SMILING, with a red-haired little man on them. Kentaro thinks it's the sort of thing Sengoku would wear. No, it's the sort of thing Sanada cosplaying as Sengoku would wear, Kentaro :(

I love this.

[reposoir]

Not only does he cry in the toilets like Sanada, but JACKAL has to be the one to find him! >;D

(You inspired this!)

[wednesdayschild]

! i managed to miss the link between Jackal finding Sanada crying in the toilets and... Jackal finding Sanada crying in the toilets.... PairPuri is so awesome :>

[mayezinha]

You know, Genki really NEEDS to be in tenimyu to impress the cosplay chick he put his eye on. ;D

I love the part that Juuta is the casting master of puppets. And as inspired by his cat mastes, he agreed to even get bald to be Jackal. :D:D:D
... or that was the last role they had available for him. XD;;

Also love the model face thing.no, I love all of Kentaro. :D

(And being such a crybaby is why everybody -chan's him XD;;)

Kane-chan Kane-chan Kane-chan!!

[reposoir]

Except Genki and his gf broke up, which is why he hangs out with Okki all the time now...;)

Poor Jutta. He's just a nice guy, roped into things like shaving his head.

The model face was too good not to reference Zoolander. Hur hur. Poor Kentaro. We love him anyway &hearts

[mayezinha]

It was too much Gundam love involved. ;D
But he's the one who pwns at jdramas now! \o/
Yes we do! <3

[venivincere]

Ahaha. Grunting like Sanada. Clumsy like Sanada, tripping over himself. Crying in the bathroom. Like Sanada. The crybaby. *is delerious* :-D

[reposoir]

Except Sanada is an angry person, and Kentaro is just a flake. ;D

&hearts

[venivincere]

Sometimes I think Yukimura kinda just puts up with him. Yeah, sure, he likes him, and the sex is good (really good) but sometimes Sanada's got nothing to be angry about. He's just a dick.

[reposoir]

lol, THAT IS PROBABLY SO TRUE!! And it's a good thing Sanada's not a girl, or Yukimura would give up and walk away because Sanada would have such terrible PMS. ;D

(When Sanada's in a real strop, Yukimura probably just tells him to go outside and do 200 laps because Yukimura's sick and tired of Sanada's angry scowling and pacing around the apartment!)

[doovlynsidhe]

Tezuka isn't careless enough to trip over the director's chair.

This is where I started to laugh and it just got worse as I read along...lol

Kentaro wipes the smile off with the back of his head. He whips his head around to the right, and pouts. Kojiro grabs him by the chin. "More angle this way," he says. "And more serious. You look like you're plastered."

Kentaro narrows his eyes.

"Better. Not too Chinese."

Clearly Kojiro is the best manager ever. All I could picture was Kentaro pulling a 'Blue Steel' a la Zoolander. *__*

In the middle of the lobby, another audition-ee runs circles, screaming like a banshee. He's half Kentaro's size, and dressed in Sengoku cosplay, complete with a ginger wig. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he howls. His throws his head back and starts to laugh hysterically. Kentaro shivers and hides behind the buck-toothed guy. The cosplayer screams, "I NEED TO BE IN TENIMYU! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!"

*DYING* Oh dear God, Genki. Why can I see this so clearly in my mind?

Kentaro downs the entire beer in one go

[reposoir]

Bwah hah hah! >:D

Zoolander is EXACTLY what you should be thinking of! He's not an ambiturner, you know. ;D

Genki loves Tenimyu more than anymore else. Except Kentaro. But Kentaro wouldn't think of cosplaying, whereas Genki does. And he drags Okki along, too (srsly, he actually does).

>:D >:D >:D Kentaro has influenced Sanada and vice versa, I think, for me anyway. Though certainly before I started watching Tenimyu Sanada had some of the tendencies. Though really, Konomi only makes it worse by mentioning things like, oh, Sanada cried in the bathroom after Nationals and Jackal found him, etc.

Thank YOU, J! Glad to bring the laughs to your side of the world!