Drabble-age: Meow Mix (1167 words, Yukimura + Sanada + Pussy)

[reposte]

Title: Meow Mix
Author: Ociwen
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 1167
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created by Konomi Takeshi. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Summary: Sanada is a fan of pussy. Yukimura is not.
Author's Notes: Drabble-age for ensein.

Comments

[pixxers]

I don't even think there are words to adequately express just how sick and twisted you truly are. I'd give it a shot, but I have to go feed my pussy take the dog out.

♥ for Yukimura's temper.

[reposoir]

&hearts

I just fed my pussies. They smell fishy, like my thanks to you.

The lines were mostly ensein's, though. ;D

[mayezinha]

Nice word game! XD
I agree with Yukimura. Too bad that he lost Sanada over a pussy.

[reposoir]

Most of the lines were from ensein. I just strung them together. ;P

Thanks, Maye!

(DON'T YOU LIKE PUSSIES TOO? :O )

[anonymous]

This....this was beautiful. *wipes tear*

And I love every thinly veiled reference you make to Fat!Marui- it will never get old.

[reposoir]

Fat!Marui is everywhere. I can't help it. I've stopped trying now, too ;D

Thank you so much, Anon-san!

[aoiyuzu]

Oh GOD. XDD

"You don't like pussies?" Sanada asks. He's got a hand in the cat's white, furry belly. It purrs louder than the trains in Shin-Yokohama station.

Yukimura waves it off. "They're all...hairy and they smell like fish," he says.
I think I choked on my own spit here. :]

Brilliant. Absolutely hilarious. XD

[reposoir]

The lines were nearly all from ensein, srsly.

Poor, poor misunderstood Sanapuff...;D

Thanks so much, B!

[ensein]

PUSSY + BALLS = PERFECTION. ♥

"See, our club, Yukimura, we don't like pussy," Marui says. "It's just a matter of preference, but we're, obviously, right and he's not. So you gotta tell him to go and-"

"-and she's very nice. She's dark and warm and soft and she purrs when I stroke her…"

Sanada's pussy purrs like a thunder. *shot*
AHAHAHAHAHA, jesus, I really hope you had as much fun writing this as I had reading it. I so needed this today. You read my mind and I love you for it.

Yukimura throws the ball in the air. He gages the height, the force, and then he slams his racket down.

Into the empty air.

The ball rolls by his feet.
Such a pity the symptoms of Guillain-Barre don't include strabismus, aka squint. Nevertheless, that was beautiful image. :D :D

And I don't know if that was your intention, but the last line gave me some funny thoughts.

Thank you! :D :D :D

[reposoir]

It was your lines I used. And your prompt. So if it gave you some beautiful images and a lol, excellent! &hearts

(The last line was probably intentional. Eheheheheheh ;)