Taken from Mr. Wayne to fend off my pre-midlife malaise

[reportresurrect]

Ask me a question about

- Friends
- Sex
- Music
- Drugs
- Love
- Future

No matter how rude, sexual, or confidential I will answer the questions truthfully. Then post this in your journal and see what questions you get asked.

Comments

Mr Wayne.

[manorly_wayne]

I believe you're supposed to ask questions to cover all the categories. You're now in my debt.

- Friends:
How do you know when a person is a friend and not just a recurring cast member?
- Sex
Does religion form your outlook on this?
- Music
Listen to this with your eyes closed :
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EB6XL13R
What does it make you think of?
- Drugs
What do you think of depression?
- Love
What do you think of madness?
- Future
Do you believe we'll all still be here in a hundred years?

Re: Mr Wayne.

[reportresurrect]

- Friends:
How do you know when a person is a friend and not just a recurring cast member?
I don't like talking on the phone. It's not a phobia just a preference. So outside of work I screen my phone calls heavily. Friends are people I pick up for.

- Sex
Does religion form your outlook on this?
It does. More than I thought that it would.

- Music
Listen to this with your eyes closed :
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EB6XL13R
What does it make you think of?

A bottle singing to the drinker.

- Drugs
What do you think of depression?
I've been on anti-depressants before. I almost think I preferred being depressed.

- Love
What do you think of madness?
It terrifies me.

- Future
Do you believe we'll all still be here in a hundred years?
Some days I look around and I seriously question if we'll make it that far. And then others I look at the whole of human history and wonder "why not?" what's another hundred years compared to that?

Re: Mr Wayne.

[manorly_wayne]

- Friends:
How do you know when a person is a friend and not just a recurring cast member?
I don't like talking on the phone. It's not a phobia just a preference. So outside of work I screen my phone calls heavily. Friends are people I pick up for.

Now you'll have all sorts of us giving you a call to see if you answer.

I never answer my phone. I always let it go to VM. It drives Vesper crazy.

- Sex
Does religion form your outlook on this?
It does. More than I thought that it would.

I'd be interested if you'd elaborate.

- Music
Listen to this with your eyes closed :
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EB6XL13R
What does it make you think of?

A bottle singing to the drinker.

It's one of my favourites.

- Drugs
What do you think of depression?
I've been on anti-depressants before. I almost think I preferred being depressed.

How did you know you were depressed? Why did you prefer it?

- Love
What do you think of madness?
It terrifies me.

Because of your mother.Why

[reportresurrect]

- And I'll answer - most of them

[osborn_heir]

- Friends

How'd you meet your best friend?

- Sex

Does Ollie still wear Snoopy slippers to bed?

- Music

What was the first album you fell in love with?

- Drugs

What's more dangerous, alcohol or marijuana use?

- Love

Something you love that would surprise people?

- Future

Where is Chloe Sullivan in the year 2020?

[reportresurrect]

- Poor Clark got more than he bargained for. He was assigned to show me around school when I moved to Smallville. He wound up being accused of being Amish, and then I kissed him in his barn. He's been stuck with me ever since.

- Yes, but only to keep my bunny slippers company.

- The Cure's "Paris"

- Alcohol

- Motorcycles.

- Hopefully working on a followup to a Pulitzer.

[osborn_heir]

Haha Amish? That's hilarious. I doubt he has any complaints about being stuck with you.

I got the weirdest text message saying I never owned Snoopy Slippers. I think he's starting to lose it as he gets closer to thirty.

I agree.

That does surprise me. Do you prefer to drive them, or ride with someone?

I could see that happening.

[reportresurrect]

I was a die hard city girl. I figured he had to be Amish. I was really kind of disappointed when his dad showed up in a pickup and not a horse and buggy.

Alright, I lied about the Snoopy slippers...however, I was totally serious about my bunny slippers.

Both. I like to ride and drive.

[im_ironman]

What do you look for in a friend?

Favorite part about sex?

If you had to summarize your life in a song, what would it be?

Have you ever experimented?

What's the best thing about a relationship?

Is it everything you thought it'd be?

[reportresurrect]

- Trust. More than anything else I have to trust them.

- A really great kiss.

- Carry You Home James Blunt
All This Time - Maria Mena

- I have. Enough to know I'm too much of a control freak to ever feel comfortable with it. and when you're keeping a few million secrets it's best not to risk a slip up. no matter how nice it would be to turn my brain off for a while.

- It's hard to put into words, but my relationship with Ollie is almost identical to my friendship with him. It's friends and more, and I'm not talking "friends with benefits" it's just - deeper?

...it's like going to the eye doctor. You know when they do the whole "Better like this? Or like this?" thing when they switch lenses around. "Better like this? Or like this?" and they both look almost identical except one is maybe fractionally better...that's the relationship.

- The future? It's nothing like I thought it would be.

[delivery to Miss Sullivan]

[im_ironman]

In case you were wondering? You're my favorite.

- T