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[repeatshimself]

Now that we've had a haunted house curse and it looks like Halloween is around the corner, I thought I might share this list:

Billy's Top Ten rules for surviving a horror movie.
Or how to use common senseThis list is compiled from years of watching and learning. The stuff they taught in Scream (and the subsequent sequels) doesn't cover the

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[greding]

What if the Twins in question went to a school for almost seven years where they had to wear the same blasted uniform? Any leeway there?

[greding]

That's right. Red hair, load of freckles. A rather large number of older brothers.

[repeatshimself]

Of which you are one?

[greding]

Fred and I are fourth and fifth. Mum can never seem to remember which one of us is actually older.

[repeatshimself]

Tommy says he's older but we don't actually know.

[greding]

At the end of the day, it doesn't make loads of difference.

[repeatshimself]

Tell that to Tommy.

[greding]

I'll give it a go next time I see him, then.

[team_sociopath]

Don't listen to him. I am older.

[greding]

By how much, then?

[team_sociopath]

Not much. That doesn't really matter, it's the principle of the thing.

[greding]

If you say so, mate.

You must be Tommy, then.

[team_sociopath]

The one and only.

[greding]

Pleasure to meet you. George Weasley.

[team_sociopath]

One of the more identical identical twins here, right? Not that people don't mix us up anyway.

[greding]

That us, yes. Only difference between us is the number of ears.