Put your playlist on shuffle. Pick the first 25 songs that come up and add "In my pants".
1.Sting - Lost My Faith in You in my pants
Now that's not a healthy foundation for *any* relationship.
2. Tori Amos - A Sorta Fairytale in my pants
As opposed to an actual fairytale?
3.Enya and Loreena McKennit - The Mummers' Dance in my pants
Wow, they must be really flexable. And look! It rhymes!
4. Labyrinth - As the World Falls Down in my pants
Talk about dropping a load
5. Tori Amos - Lust in my pants
Where else would it be?
6. October Project - Return to Me in my pants
Maybe the question to ask is why they left your pants in the first place, hmm?
7. Jill Stevenson - Ghosts in my pants
Kinky ::has Ghostbusters flashback::
8. Solas - The Silver Dagger in my pants
Well aren't you confident. And ouch, didn't that whole silvering thing hurt?
9. Van Halen - Love Comes Walking In in my pants
Now that just ain't proper grammar.
10. Pat Benetar - Shadows of the Night in my pants
... than maybe you should wash them.
11. Jill Sobule - I Kissed a girl in my pants
Ooo, I bet it was dark in there.
12. Tonic - Stronger than mine in my pants
It's like thumb wrestling! Only... you don't use your thumbs...
13. Roxette - She's Got the Look in my pants
Um... Lucky her? Or, you know, unlucky her... depends on what there is to see, I suppose.
14. Train - Calling All Angels in my pants
Wow, I bet that gets crowded
15. Bon Jovi - Always in my pants
Bet your wrist gets tired
17 .Judith Owen - I Promise You in my pants
... And exactally what *are* you promising me?
18. Pop - Forever Young in my pants
Oo, he's feeling frisky! You can still shoot just as straight as you used to, it just takes you longer to reload, right? ;)
19. The Wallflowers - One Headlight in my pants
::blinks:: God, I don't even *want* to know where you plug it in...
20. Tatu - All the Things She Said in my pants
Did you actually *hear* anything she said down there?
21. Roxette - Listen to Your Heart in my pants
Something tells me this is not a relationship that will last...
22. Atlan - An Grianan (Horse with a Heart) in my pants
way too many things I can say for this one, none of which would probably make much sense. So I'll just stick with ::snort::
23. Within Temptation - Mother Earth in my pants
Will steal Natalie's answer and say that I'm sure there's a joke here, I just can't think of it at the moment.
24. Journy - All the Way in my pants
Lucky you... though I suppose it depends on *who* is all the way in your pants...
25. Mad at Gravity - Walk Away in my pants
Hey! Come back here! Those are *my* pants!
And now I'm gonna go to bed.