Elena is a Compulsive Liar, yo!

[renoes]

Oh how you wound me, Lea! That's so uncool, Yo!

I'M THE ONE THAT STOOD HER UP! I was only nice and waiting 5 hours yo, but ultimately, I LEFT! That means-

Hey I smell pepperoni Pizza..

Comments

[xladyturkx]

I am not buying you food, Reno.

[renoes]

YOU PROMISED! LIAR!

[andra_mari]

Well, aren't you sweet.

[renoes]

I'm sweeter in bed, yo.

[andra_mari]

Not going to happen, hun.

[i_hate_quakes]

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

[renoes]

What?! Whoa whoa, where the hell you from there dude, you make no sense, yo. Doth? What the hell?

[i_hate_quakes]

It's a quote from a Shakespearean play. You know, one of the most acclaimed authors in the history of mankind. Surely even someone of YOUR intelligence must have heard of 'Hamlet'.

[renoes]

Yea I like Omelettes.. Who?

[prinzessinasuka]

you coming to me or not?

[renoes]

Oh I'm coming onto you alright. ♥

[prinzessinasuka]

well come to actua are then, i'm not around vanaheim anymore.

and btw, if you happen to bump into people by the name of kaji or misato or shinji, drag them along to me. and if you bump into a blue-haired girl who never says a word, tell her to go the opposite way, thanks.

[renoes]

Which Actual Arse, yo?

[ah_shay]

An advice that might come in handy for you in order to achieve your... goals would be that women are quite fond of cultured men. if you are so intent on wooing ladies, perhaps you should learn the proper way of courting women.

[renoes]

O Rly?

[ah_shay]

pardon me?

[renoes]

Well darling.. I am all eyes and ears if you wish to consult me of this over a nice drink.

What do ya say, yo? ♥