Contingent upon favorable results of a drug usage screen, I have been offered a part-time position of "Fuel Station Attendant" at the local Safeway store. Results should be in from the lab within another day or so. Not like I'm nervous; it's about the only test I am sure I can pass
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For women it is the other way around. They assume we are all these sillicone beauty chopstick built girls. Im a 36 34 42....however apparently my 42 inch hip is suppose to weild a 40 inch bust and a 28-30 inch waist. WTF?
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*huggle* Good luck wif that new job! I dun like my job. XD
What's a Latter Day Saint? You say they're mistaken as Mormons, does that mean they go around prostheletizing and trying to sell their holy books 'n' stuff?
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I was prostheletized to by a pair one day. I didn't mind them that much since it was interesting to meet someone who came all the way from china on a spiritual mission. I hope they figured out what they were looking for though, I could tell they were still kinda lost in their own faith.
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I hate shopping for clothing, I'm the size of a 10 year old girl. Size 0 in Teens doesn't fit me and size XS in womens is a medium-large. So all available clothing is catered by Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, or bedizened with obnoxious slogans or jewels. And unfortunately for those of us who have already gone through puberty, the formal white shirts are a little bit tight in certain areas.
Pears with legs=latter day saints
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If Eve had only listened to God, and not the asp; and hadn't nagged Adam into eating the apple too; we'd all be playing nude coed vollyball in the Garden of Eden right now.
Oh. But we prolly wouldn't realize how neat that was if we didn't know what naked meant. But still! We'd be In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida!
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Or "Scrawny Ronnie Clothing Emporium."
Maybe "The Littlest Threads Shop"
How about "Small World"? There we go.
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I wanna bang de drum all day-y!
And I don't wanna play
I just wanna bang on de drum all day-y!
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