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[renegare]

[ So, here this slaughterhouse truck is on the highway, just chilling and stuff.

At 180 km/h.

Run by chaos and mayhem and zombies, who apparently enjoy their takeaway and have been collecting humans, gasoline cans and quite a bit of (locked) ammo. The camera lands on the glorious decomposing driver, who hasn't missed a day of regular service, and

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SUDDENLY!!!! Another truck appears!

[derpioso]

[And it is being....driven....by this fourteen-year-old specimen. Without a license.

As you can probably tell, because he's swerving all over the road, running over zombies-

NARROWLY AVOIDING OTHER CARS.

But he doesn't always miss.

IS YOUR VEHICLE NEXT????????]

EYES OF HAWK

[harutastic]

WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, SUNDAY DRIVE--

YAMAMOTO-SAN?! HAHI, DON'T RUN US OVER!!

EYE OF THE TIGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

[derpioso]

[OH CRAP. SWEEEEEERVE.

He pokes his head out the window-]

Sorry, Haru! I'm still not that great at steering yet!

FLOAT LIKE A BEEEEEEEEEEEE

[harutastic]

YOU'RE FOURTEEN, YAMAMOTO-SAN! KIDS OUR AGE DON'T DRIVE!!!

------WAIT WHAT.

[derpioso]

[Hold on, let him just make a pancake out of this zombie-

Aaaaand, breaks!

Jirou protests the sudden stop and lifts his head, growling. His maw is bloody. CAN YOU SEE THAT, HARU?]

It seemed like a good idea at the time. Besides, you can flatten a lot of zombies with a car!

i don't know

[harutastic]

[KIDS OUR AGE PICK NORMAL WEAPONS APPROPIATE FOR THE AGE INTERVALS LIKE - LIKE SPOONS, YOU FUCKERS. NOT STUFF THAT CAN TRAUMATIZE YOU FOREVER. AND SUCH.]

What's Jirou eating?!?!

OH WELL 8D

[derpioso]

[IT'S JUST A CAR. CARS AREN'T TRAUMATIC.

Aaaand, leaning over to check the back seat.]

Fresh jerky, it looks like!

[harutastic]

Gross...

[Speaking of gross things, she's going to wipe her spoon on the back of her pants, because it's pretty gross, yeah.]

[renegare]

[ OH NO YOU DON'T

Just as the truck is about to inch closer, overcome with the grief of his failed matrimony, Freddie the Zombie throws himself on its window.

...making a really 'splash' like noise.

Gooey.

Moe.

ANYWAY, now plastered on said window is also a note with the remains of Freddie and Freddie's last words:

'Please help wife.'

rip, freddie ._. ]

[derpioso]

[HOLY SHI-

THAT WAS UNEXPECTED.

And now there's zombie all over his windshield. And a note.

Wife? Is that code for something? ZOMBIES SURE ARE WEIRD.

Also gross. Time to get out and clean off the goop!]

[blueishotter]

[WATCHING IT HAPPEN WITH

THIS FACE.

Now he feels bad. :(]

[antimafioso]

Will you be wanting grief counseling in your time of need?

Re: SUDDENLY!!!! Another truck appears!

[scontros]

[ LEANS ALL THE WAY OUT OF THE WINDSHIELD HE CRACKED OPEN WITH HIS HEAD AND WAVES SWORD ]

VOOOOOOIIII, KATANA BRAT!! THIS IS A GOOD TIME FOR TRAINING!!

[harutastic]

[FROM THE BACKSEAT - WHAT ABOUT OUR TEAMWORK, TRAITOR ;_;]

THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME FOR THAT!!

[scontros]

HEEEEEY IT'S THE BEST TIME FOR IT!! THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD AND DON'T EVEN FEEL A THING!!

[ don't say he doesn't consider yamamoto's stupid feelings!! and this is way better than image training!! ]

[harutastic]

NOT WHEN HE'S TRYING TO DRIVE AND FAILING!!!