Reviewing my past commenting escapades, I have come to the inescapable conclusion that I am a comedic genius.No, I can't show you any examples. You might not agree with me
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Okay, can't wait to see pictures. But there is something far more pressing to attend to: on your "pedantry" page of opcit, you lambast the masses of ignorami that 'Mediterranean' is spelled in that fashion, that 'because' is very assuredly 'because', and that 'congratulations' is laden with a 't' instead of an offensive 'd.' These are all very true.
HOWEVER!
You, in your ebony pinnacle of spite and malice, have made a critical ERROR in your supreme judgment! Forsooth, it is not "carribean" as you, in your staggering bodgery have spelled...it is Caribbean! Note the lack of an auxiliary 'r' and the sublime existence of the all-most-perfect secondary 'b'! Look upon that which you have wrought and cry out in blackest despair! Who will alter this heinous error? Who can shed light upon the abyss of darkest ignorance? Who will delete a tiny spelling error on their corner of the web and roll their eyes at my drama queenage?!
MOTHER OF GOD! My terrible empyrean of vitriolic correction and hatred is unmade. I am no better than the mouthbreathing imbeciles I mock, and I leave the corrected page in place only as a monument to my breathtaking thoughtlessness and inability to form a complete sentence without error. Also to remind people that "10 Item's or Less" has no place on official signage. I demand that my monstrously sterile, unfeeling shopping experience be free of negligible grammatical errors! THE APOSTROPHE SHALL RIDE AGAIN AS THE ONE TRUE ARBITER OF SENTENCE MEANING!
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HOWEVER!
You, in your ebony pinnacle of spite and malice, have made a critical ERROR in your supreme judgment! Forsooth, it is not "carribean" as you, in your staggering bodgery have spelled...it is Caribbean! Note the lack of an auxiliary 'r' and the sublime existence of the all-most-perfect secondary 'b'! Look upon that which you have wrought and cry out in blackest despair! Who will alter this heinous error? Who can shed light upon the abyss of darkest ignorance? Who will delete a tiny spelling error on their corner of the web and roll their eyes at my drama queenage?!
Oh, that would be you.
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My terrible empyrean of vitriolic correction and hatred is unmade. I am no better than the mouthbreathing imbeciles I mock, and I leave the corrected page in place only as a monument to my breathtaking thoughtlessness and inability to form a complete sentence without error.
Also to remind people that "10 Item's or Less" has no place on official signage. I demand that my monstrously sterile, unfeeling shopping experience be free of negligible grammatical errors! THE APOSTROPHE SHALL RIDE AGAIN AS THE ONE TRUE ARBITER OF SENTENCE MEANING!
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