Ode to breastfeeding two teethers

[rena_titanon]

Breasts filling with milk
Nipples bitten to the quick
hurts hurts hurts hurts hurts

Comments

[atothek]

All replies must be
supportive and loving and
in five-seven-five

[resk]

I normally hate haiku.
I still do.
I like you, though.
Sorry 'bout the pain, yo.

[rena_titanon]

the pain usually isn't so bad, but the boys are sick, so they're eating more. and teething, so they're biting more. when i came up with this haiku last night amy said i should post it (since i never post....)so yeah.

thanks for your call the other day. sorry i can't seem to ring you back in a timely manner, but some people in my house tend to make a terrible ruckus whenever i get on the phone. (the nerve of some folks...)

[eb1kenobi]

Isn't there some in-
fant-safe, topically app-
lied substance which eff-

ectively numbs the
affected area, both
for the nipple and

the teething? (Why write
one pseudo-haiku when three
will do just as well?)