Jeeves and Wooster: The Bother or Boon of a Bad Back
Original Fic: Mr. Wooster's Bad Back , by jestana
Remix: The Bother or Boon of a Bad Back [Jeeves/Wooster, 100 Words, Rated PG] by verus_janus
A dashing night out! Daring deeds!
Morning smiled sunnily through the window upon a Bertie in dire duress. Today his poor head did not suffer, but his poor back!
And yet! There approached succour, relief, blessed amelioration.
"Jeeves! What ho, old sport?"
"Perhaps some oil, sir? May I recommend my special patented technique of the curative laying on of hands? Let me adjust your pillow, sir."
"Aaaahhh." He puddled. He pooled. He shifted snuffling into his comforter, relaxed, soothed. How could he ever again summon will to move?
"Ow-o!" He feigned continued pain and the soft strokes continued too.
Remix: The Bother or Boon of a Bad Back [Jeeves/Wooster, 100 Words, Rated PG] by verus_janus
A dashing night out! Daring deeds!
Morning smiled sunnily through the window upon a Bertie in dire duress. Today his poor head did not suffer, but his poor back!
And yet! There approached succour, relief, blessed amelioration.
"Jeeves! What ho, old sport?"
"Perhaps some oil, sir? May I recommend my special patented technique of the curative laying on of hands? Let me adjust your pillow, sir."
"Aaaahhh." He puddled. He pooled. He shifted snuffling into his comforter, relaxed, soothed. How could he ever again summon will to move?
"Ow-o!" He feigned continued pain and the soft strokes continued too.