Weasleys Wizard Wheezes: The Ministry Disapproved Edition (The Liability Remix) [HP; Percy; Gen]
Title: Weasleys Wizard Wheezes: The Ministry Disapproved Edition (The Liability Remix)
Author: sullensiren
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Percy Weasley
Summary: From the Desk of Percival Ignatius Weasley, Concerning the twins' latest product line.
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Through OotP, I suppose.
Rating: PG
Title, Author and URL of Original Story: Weasleys Wizard Wheezes: The Spring 2006 Edition, by xylodemon.
Disclaimer: I don't own them! They belong to Rowling, I was just borrowing them!
Feedback: Yes Please!
Author's Notes: All images, sparkly fonts, and phrasing on the original ads was done by xylodemon. The catalogue itself was all her doing. All I added were Percy's notes. Thanks to tygress for all the help with formatting and graphics! The original story was posted before the publication of Deathly Hallows and the thing that happened therein, so for the sake of comedy, this can be considered AU wherein that thing did not happen.
From the Desk of: Percival Ignatius Weasley
Attn: Fred & George Weasley
Concerning: Weasleys Wizard Wheezes: The Spring 2006 Edition
Fred and George,
This is most certainly NOT my area of expertise, and I didn't have the time to spare to look over all your toys. But since I'm related to you, apparently that means it gets delegated to me, nonetheless. Enclosed you'll find a copy of your latest catalogue and my attached notes. If you would actually read them this time, it might prevent me having to do so in the future!
Regards,
Percy
P.S. Don't bother sending anything by post; I have people checking my mail first. So all you'll do is end up torturing strangers.
P.P.S. And don't try to send it to me at home, either!
93 diagon alley
Spring 20062 Sickles
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Canary Cremes
Tonne-Tongue Toffees
Skiving Snackboxes
Kitten Kaboodles
Tortoise Ticklers
Jumbo Java Jolt
Gay For a Day Parfait
Palindrome Portkeys
Instant Holes
Decoy Detonators
Darkness Powder
Rubber Wands
Biting Broomsticks
Instant Lethifold
Pygmy Puffs
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to view merchandise in the
Adults Only section
tap your wand below
[I SOLEMNLY SWEAR I AM OF LEGAL AGE]
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dotted line and owl to:
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Author: sullensiren
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Percy Weasley
Summary: From the Desk of Percival Ignatius Weasley, Concerning the twins' latest product line.
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Through OotP, I suppose.
Rating: PG
Title, Author and URL of Original Story: Weasleys Wizard Wheezes: The Spring 2006 Edition, by xylodemon.
Disclaimer: I don't own them! They belong to Rowling, I was just borrowing them!
Feedback: Yes Please!
Author's Notes: All images, sparkly fonts, and phrasing on the original ads was done by xylodemon. The catalogue itself was all her doing. All I added were Percy's notes. Thanks to tygress for all the help with formatting and graphics! The original story was posted before the publication of Deathly Hallows and the thing that happened therein, so for the sake of comedy, this can be considered AU wherein that thing did not happen.
From the Desk of: Percival Ignatius Weasley
Attn: Fred & George Weasley
Concerning: Weasleys Wizard Wheezes: The Spring 2006 Edition
Fred and George,
This is most certainly NOT my area of expertise, and I didn't have the time to spare to look over all your toys. But since I'm related to you, apparently that means it gets delegated to me, nonetheless. Enclosed you'll find a copy of your latest catalogue and my attached notes. If you would actually read them this time, it might prevent me having to do so in the future!
Regards,
Percy
P.S. Don't bother sending anything by post; I have people checking my mail first. So all you'll do is end up torturing strangers.
P.P.S. And don't try to send it to me at home, either!
93 diagon alley
Spring 20062 Sickles
Dungbombs
Stinkpellets
Cloth-Eating Powder
Fantastic Fireworks
Canary Cremes
Tonne-Tongue Toffees
Skiving Snackboxes
Kitten Kaboodles
Tortoise Ticklers
Jumbo Java Jolt
Gay For a Day Parfait
Palindrome Portkeys
Instant Holes
Decoy Detonators
Darkness Powder
Rubber Wands
Biting Broomsticks
Instant Lethifold
Pygmy Puffs
Pocket Pooch
to view merchandise in the
Adults Only section
tap your wand below
[I SOLEMNLY SWEAR I AM OF LEGAL AGE]
detach parchment at the
dotted line and owl to:
Weasleys Wizard Wheezes
93 Diagon Alley
Order Detail
Item Name:Item No.:Qty:Price:
Item Name:Item No.:Qty:Price:
Item Name:Item No.:Qty:Price:
Item Name:Item No.:Qty:Price:
Item Name:Item No.:Qty:Price:
Item Name:Item No.:Qty:Price:
Item Name:Item No.:Qty:Price:
Item Name:Item No.:Qty:Price:
Item Name:Item No.:Qty:Price:
Item Name:Item No.:Qty:Price:
Shipping Information
Full Name:
Address:
Town/City:
District:
Owl Code:
Home Floo:Work Floo:
Payment Information
CoinsGringotts Automagic Withdrawal
Galleons:Vault Number:
Sickles:Contact Goblin:
Knuts:Signature: