A Princeton Odyssey (Alexander Pope Is Turning In His Grave Remix) [House M.D.; House, Wilson, Cuddy

[busta_ryoma]

Title: A Princeton Odyssey (Alexander Pope Is Turning In His Grave Remix)
Author: bironic
Summary: A night on the town, in heroic couplets.
Characters: House, Wilson, Cuddy
Rating: PG
Fandom: House M.D.
Warnings: May leave you thinking in iambic pentameter. Otherwise, none.
Spoilers: None.
Word Count: 2,600 (ca. 330 lines)
Original story: Three Sheets to

Comments

[sangria_lila]

THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME REMIX IN THE HISTORY OF ALL REMIXES.

[bironic]

BEST FEEDBACK EVER. :) Thanks! It was a lot of fun to plan out and write.

[sangria_lila]

I DO NOT THINK I CAN RECOUNT ALL MY FAVORITE BITS BUT SERIOUSLY THE ROSY FINGERS OF DAWN STABBING HOUSE IN THE EYE IS PURE FUCKING GENIUS.

[joe_pike_junior]

I LOVE YOU.

[bironic]

So, so glad you liked this. I was pinballing among your stories for what I wanted to remix, and then this one came up at the last minute and I knew exactly what to do with it. I hope it does the bath mat, fridge door, Cuddy's exasperation, etc. justice. :)

[joe_pike_junior]

Are you KIDDING ME?? This thing is awesome, awesome beyond words. I feel like my fic is an addendum to your rhythmic greatness. There are so many parts I like, I can't even name them all.

You. Win.

Re-posting, sorry!

[sabinelagrande]

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST EPIC SHIT EVER TO BE EPIC.

IT CAUSES SPONTANEOUS CAPSLOCK.

[bironic]

Your comment still makes me laugh. Thank you!

[bironic]

OMG! OMG poem! OMG mock-heroic poem with "battles" and the Toilet God and Cuddy as Penelope and "thick-'browed Wilson" and rosy-finger'd Dawn and...! What an absolutely awesome way to remix the humor and House's fumbling in the original fic.

[bironic]

Hey, those are some of my favorite parts too!

I see you are trying to follow in queenzulu's footsteps and comment on your own work to try to throw others off the scent. Too bad you were fooling exactly NO ONE!

[no_detective]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm so very glad to have you as a friend.

[selenak]

This is the best thing ever, seriously!

[bironic]

Thanks! It was illegal amounts of fun to do.