so i don't really mind being an asshole
so long as i have limbs and fire and feet
and i don't really mind that i hang up
and hang around for days just feeding me
but i do mind the cloud of smoke
i emanate each time i speak.

if it's worth much, i'll give you the time of day
next time we meet.

i think what i said was "i've gotta stop drinking so many cigarettes"

"why would you lie bout how much coal you have?
why would you lie bout something dumb like that?
why would you lie bout anything at all?
...little john, he always tells the truth."

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--at the food lion

[in no way can this be construed as admitting to something that very possibly will not be reiterated at a later date.] i don't have feelings towards --

cause i'm slim shady
yes i'm the real shady

and all you other slim shadys are just imitating

i'm dreaming of a 78 degree christmas...

...or heartburn

my methods of stress reduction
are self destructive
and unproductive

you can borrow my vibe
and make a killing too
and never ask me why

but i will answer you

[last night],
i fell in love.

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