Yearbook: The Bangin' Ladies of Bandom - PICTURE BATTLE
Course: Yearbook
Class Title: The Bangin' Ladies of Bandom - SHOWDOWN
Professor: novembersmith (Or Dr L, if you're feelin' sassy)
Class, I won't lie to you. This is going to be a tough one. I have for your perusal what I consider to be the most fanfuckingtastic pictures of our bandom ladies (those most likely to interact with MCR, anyway) available on the world wide web. Your challenge? PROVIDE ME A BETTER. Although I am the judge, jury, and executioner final arbiter of what constitutes 'better,' I will be... fair. Mostly. Maybe. I won't lie, staring at all this awesomeness has buttered me up a bit - my stern edge may have been blunted by gooey delight.
I look forward to your efforts. MWA HA HA HA.
***
I have tried to limit myself to a few pictures per lady. This, as you might guess, was not easy. But I have done my best. We'll start off with one of my favorite kick-ass women (although really, aren't they all?):
MAJA IVAARSON
I promise to only objectify her a little:
DEAR GOD, WHO AM I KIDDING. LEGS. LEEEEEEEEEEEGS.
Trufax, I almost decided this lesson plan should be: HOTASSES IN HATS. NNNGH.
In fact, let's continue with that informal sub-theme for now!
ASHLEE SIMPSON-WENTZ
DOES SHE EVER PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS OR WHAT.
OMFG, HAT. SUSPENDERS. ...FZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
And then she pulls shit like this. BE MORE ADORABLE, ASHLEE. I DARE YOU.
Now, who next in our pantheon of awesome? Aw, fuck it, let's color coordinate.
HAYLEY WILLIAMS
That, my friends, is an awesome head of hair.
And a cute fucking face. But she looks so teeny! So young and innocent! I cannot objectify her--
...well played, Ms. Williams. Well played. She is fucking hot and adorable.
How about we try an entirely different flavor of frontwoman? With less of the adorable
BRODE DALLE
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE PUNK-ROCK IN YOUR SPAM OF HOTNESS? NNNNNGH, AMIRITE?
I have NO PROBLEM objectifying her. AT ALL.
...OKAY, MAYBE THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF ADORABLE IN THERE AFTER ALL. Also, she is just beautiful. Also, omg her BELLY.
And back to painfully, painfully hot again. This is saved on my computer under AS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg.
Next up, speaking of painfully hot, on to the mind-meltingly lovely Vicky-T!
VICTORIA ASHER
Not to be shallow, but PWHOAR. I REALLY APPRECIATE THE ANGLE OF THIS PICTURE. I may have shorted out and lost some braincells.
And now 100% RIDICULOUS. *_______* brb cannot stop lolling.
And, hello, whiplash! Back to the hot. LEGS, YOU GUYS. AND SUSPENDERS. AND A HOOLA HOOP. *__________________*
Speaking of circus-esque motiffs, there's a pair of ladies that fit the bill QUITE WELL. AND HOW. THEY CAN FIT MY BILL ANYTIME.
...MOVING ON.
DUSTY AND KATIE KAY
I believe the correct term is: NNNNGH. BELLYDANCERS.
F YEAH, TINY HAT.
Tiny hat + librarian glasses = epic hotness.
OMFG, DUSTY. NNNGH. TOES. And just, overall gorgeousness. Of person and outfit and photo composition.
Yep. Yeeeeeeeeeeep. Still painfully gorgeous, check. Such a cool photo.
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. I THINK SHE MIGHT BE A RAPTOR. ...and yet. So HOT. A;LSKDFJ.
Okay. Phew. Now. Moving on to a somewhat controversial figure.
AMANDA FUCKING PALMER
She's made mistakes, hopefully she'll learn from them. And I can't help but love her anyway. She's fucking amazing.
Also her footwear is amazing. WANT. COVET. LOOK AT THE SMUG LOOK ON HER FACE, SHE KNOWS THEY ARE AMAZING.
Has there ever been a hotter ukelele player?
I SUBMIT NOT.
MMPH. Okay, next up...
CHANTAL CLARET
Now, not to be shallow, but COR LOOK AT THOSE PIPES. That Jimmy Urine is a lucky bastard.
A LUCKY, LUCKY BASTARD. CURVES. CHANTAL HAS GOT 'EM.
She is just all-around hot and awesome. She even has a JAUNTY HAT. And a vest! And a knowing smirk!
I'D BANG IT LIKE A BASS DRUM, FOLKS.
Hey, speaking of hotasses and drums...
KITTY
...is AWESOME.
And ADORABLE.
Her face, you guys! And her hair! SHE IS JUST A FUCKING ADORABLE BADASS AND I WANT TO CLIMB IN HER LAP FOREVER.
Hey, you know who Kitty likes to be badass with?
LYN-Z BALLATO-WAY
CAN YOU EVEN STAND IT?
PS: OMG DID I MENTION BOTH ARE SMOKING HOT? Nnnngh. Cleavage.
Then, okay, this is probably one of my all-time favorite Lyn-Z pics. BAREFOOT! ARGH HOW IS THAT SO FUCKING CUTE.
In the same vein, THIS ONE. LOOK. HANDS ON HER HIPS. LEGS AKIMBO. FAAAAAAAAAACE. She is like the perfect storm of adorable and hot.
PS YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE HATS. *________*
HER FACE. UGH. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. SHE LOVES HER FAMILY SO MUCH AND IT IS ALL OVER HER FACE AND IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
AS IS THIS. ALBEIT IN A DIFFERENT, BUT STILL GLORIOUS WAY.
...um. I maybe got a bit carried away, there. But that brings us to our final RADASS AMAZING WOMAN of the evening!
ALICIA SIMMONS-WAY
Intensely gorgeous.
BRB, BRAIN MELTING FROM HOT.
Right, what was I saying? She's also painfully, endearingly dorky. (HI BUNNY MARIE WAY CAMEO!)
In conclusion, Mikey Way is a lucky motherfucker, omg.
***
THIS BRINGS OUR LESSON TO IT'S CONCLUSION. I HAVE THROWN DOWN THE GAUNTLET. BRING IT, KIDS.
Also, if you guys wanna go in for some extra-credit, I've got some non-MCR-related awesome bandom ladies over at this post on my own journal. If you don't mind hanging with your professors outside school hours, that is. *looks at you over rim of glasses, smirks*
Class Title: The Bangin' Ladies of Bandom - SHOWDOWN
Professor: novembersmith (Or Dr L, if you're feelin' sassy)
Class, I won't lie to you. This is going to be a tough one. I have for your perusal what I consider to be the most fanfuckingtastic pictures of our bandom ladies (those most likely to interact with MCR, anyway) available on the world wide web. Your challenge? PROVIDE ME A BETTER. Although I am the judge, jury, and executioner final arbiter of what constitutes 'better,' I will be... fair. Mostly. Maybe. I won't lie, staring at all this awesomeness has buttered me up a bit - my stern edge may have been blunted by gooey delight.
I look forward to your efforts. MWA HA HA HA.
***
I have tried to limit myself to a few pictures per lady. This, as you might guess, was not easy. But I have done my best. We'll start off with one of my favorite kick-ass women (although really, aren't they all?):
MAJA IVAARSON
I promise to only objectify her a little:
DEAR GOD, WHO AM I KIDDING. LEGS. LEEEEEEEEEEEGS.
Trufax, I almost decided this lesson plan should be: HOTASSES IN HATS. NNNGH.
In fact, let's continue with that informal sub-theme for now!
ASHLEE SIMPSON-WENTZ
DOES SHE EVER PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS OR WHAT.
OMFG, HAT. SUSPENDERS. ...FZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
And then she pulls shit like this. BE MORE ADORABLE, ASHLEE. I DARE YOU.
Now, who next in our pantheon of awesome? Aw, fuck it, let's color coordinate.
HAYLEY WILLIAMS
That, my friends, is an awesome head of hair.
And a cute fucking face. But she looks so teeny! So young and innocent! I cannot objectify her--
...well played, Ms. Williams. Well played. She is fucking hot and adorable.
How about we try an entirely different flavor of frontwoman? With less of the adorable
BRODE DALLE
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE PUNK-ROCK IN YOUR SPAM OF HOTNESS? NNNNNGH, AMIRITE?
I have NO PROBLEM objectifying her. AT ALL.
...OKAY, MAYBE THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF ADORABLE IN THERE AFTER ALL. Also, she is just beautiful. Also, omg her BELLY.
And back to painfully, painfully hot again. This is saved on my computer under AS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.jpg.
Next up, speaking of painfully hot, on to the mind-meltingly lovely Vicky-T!
VICTORIA ASHER
Not to be shallow, but PWHOAR. I REALLY APPRECIATE THE ANGLE OF THIS PICTURE. I may have shorted out and lost some braincells.
And now 100% RIDICULOUS. *_______* brb cannot stop lolling.
And, hello, whiplash! Back to the hot. LEGS, YOU GUYS. AND SUSPENDERS. AND A HOOLA HOOP. *__________________*
Speaking of circus-esque motiffs, there's a pair of ladies that fit the bill QUITE WELL. AND HOW. THEY CAN FIT MY BILL ANYTIME.
...MOVING ON.
DUSTY AND KATIE KAY
I believe the correct term is: NNNNGH. BELLYDANCERS.
F YEAH, TINY HAT.
Tiny hat + librarian glasses = epic hotness.
OMFG, DUSTY. NNNGH. TOES. And just, overall gorgeousness. Of person and outfit and photo composition.
Yep. Yeeeeeeeeeeep. Still painfully gorgeous, check. Such a cool photo.
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. I THINK SHE MIGHT BE A RAPTOR. ...and yet. So HOT. A;LSKDFJ.
Okay. Phew. Now. Moving on to a somewhat controversial figure.
AMANDA FUCKING PALMER
She's made mistakes, hopefully she'll learn from them. And I can't help but love her anyway. She's fucking amazing.
Also her footwear is amazing. WANT. COVET. LOOK AT THE SMUG LOOK ON HER FACE, SHE KNOWS THEY ARE AMAZING.
Has there ever been a hotter ukelele player?
I SUBMIT NOT.
MMPH. Okay, next up...
CHANTAL CLARET
Now, not to be shallow, but COR LOOK AT THOSE PIPES. That Jimmy Urine is a lucky bastard.
A LUCKY, LUCKY BASTARD. CURVES. CHANTAL HAS GOT 'EM.
She is just all-around hot and awesome. She even has a JAUNTY HAT. And a vest! And a knowing smirk!
I'D BANG IT LIKE A BASS DRUM, FOLKS.
Hey, speaking of hotasses and drums...
KITTY
...is AWESOME.
And ADORABLE.
Her face, you guys! And her hair! SHE IS JUST A FUCKING ADORABLE BADASS AND I WANT TO CLIMB IN HER LAP FOREVER.
Hey, you know who Kitty likes to be badass with?
LYN-Z BALLATO-WAY
CAN YOU EVEN STAND IT?
PS: OMG DID I MENTION BOTH ARE SMOKING HOT? Nnnngh. Cleavage.
Then, okay, this is probably one of my all-time favorite Lyn-Z pics. BAREFOOT! ARGH HOW IS THAT SO FUCKING CUTE.
In the same vein, THIS ONE. LOOK. HANDS ON HER HIPS. LEGS AKIMBO. FAAAAAAAAAACE. She is like the perfect storm of adorable and hot.
PS YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE HATS. *________*
HER FACE. UGH. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. SHE LOVES HER FAMILY SO MUCH AND IT IS ALL OVER HER FACE AND IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
AS IS THIS. ALBEIT IN A DIFFERENT, BUT STILL GLORIOUS WAY.
...um. I maybe got a bit carried away, there. But that brings us to our final RADASS AMAZING WOMAN of the evening!
ALICIA SIMMONS-WAY
Intensely gorgeous.
BRB, BRAIN MELTING FROM HOT.
Right, what was I saying? She's also painfully, endearingly dorky. (HI BUNNY MARIE WAY CAMEO!)
In conclusion, Mikey Way is a lucky motherfucker, omg.
***
THIS BRINGS OUR LESSON TO IT'S CONCLUSION. I HAVE THROWN DOWN THE GAUNTLET. BRING IT, KIDS.
Also, if you guys wanna go in for some extra-credit, I've got some non-MCR-related awesome bandom ladies over at this post on my own journal. If you don't mind hanging with your professors outside school hours, that is. *looks at you over rim of glasses, smirks*