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Sep 19, 2008 08:41

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I met with your mother. I'd like to say it went well, but I think that would be overstating things.

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Private; Snape a_jade_phoenix September 19 2008, 14:51:44 UTC

What happened?

Re: Private; Snape and Potter a_jade_phoenix September 19 2008, 18:28:29 UTC

The only part of my body you've been able to use is my face. You aren't doing a great job.

Re: Private; Snape and Potter reluctant_pawn September 19 2008, 18:29:18 UTC

Is that a challenge, Potter?

Re: Private; Snape and Potter a_jade_phoenix September 19 2008, 18:32:02 UTC

Nope. It's definitely a statement.

Re: Private; Snape and Potter reluctant_pawn September 19 2008, 18:33:48 UTC

I don't know whether to be insulted or not. I suppose I shall just have to make use of the rest of your anatomy in order to wipe off the grin that is no doubt on your face.

Re: Private; Snape and Potter a_jade_phoenix September 19 2008, 18:36:16 UTC

There's no such thing on my face. I have a very not grinning face right now. I promise.

Re: Private; Snape and Potter reluctant_pawn September 19 2008, 18:38:02 UTC

You always were a horrible liar. Why do you think you had so many detentions?

Re: Private; Snape and Potter a_jade_phoenix September 19 2008, 18:39:16 UTC

Well, I used to speculate that it was for my blood. That one day I'd show up down there and you'd drain me dry.

Re: Private; Snape and Potter reluctant_pawn September 19 2008, 18:42:27 UTC

There are much more pleasant ways of draining you dry, Potter, that don't involve your blood.

Re: Private; Snape and Potter a_jade_phoenix September 19 2008, 18:45:53 UTC

Ew. Tell me you weren't thinking that way when giving out detentions.

Re: Private; Snape and Potter reluctant_pawn September 19 2008, 18:47:25 UTC

About a student? That's disgusting, Potter. I have never fancied a student. You are an adult, there is a difference.

Re: Private; Snape and Potter a_jade_phoenix September 19 2008, 18:49:25 UTC

Ugh. You don't have to convince me of that, you know.

So wait, what was this about draining me?

Re: Private; Snape and Potter reluctant_pawn September 19 2008, 18:51:59 UTC

Are you truly that naive? I could give you a demonstration if that is what you need.

Re: Private; Snape and Potter a_jade_phoenix September 19 2008, 20:39:28 UTC

I might need one of those, yeah.

Re: Private; Snape and Potter reluctant_pawn September 19 2008, 21:20:20 UTC

I'm sure it can be arranged.

Re: Private; Snape and Potter a_jade_phoenix September 20 2008, 00:21:30 UTC

When?

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