The Afterlife Bar and Grille - Hook Man/Bugs/Home
OK, that’s really great, kid. In the future, though, you may want to leave the part out about feeling sorry for a Winchester - that sort of thing doesn’t sit too well with this crowd.
#5411… Reverend, you’re next!
I don’t think that I am in the right place. I am Rev. Jacob Carnes. I am a man of God - doesn’t that mean anything to you people? The drowned kid gets a reprieve, but I don’t?
All I ever did - while I was alive - was pray, say mass, help the poor, and slay prostitutes. Now, if any of those things are a crime… What? Slaying prostitutes is a crime? I don’t understand what you are trying to tell me.
Well, the people I eliminated after my death shouldn’t be enough to justify… Oh, they are? But, they were all unholy people. Doesn’t that count for something?
I just don’t understand you young people…
All righty then, Reverend. That’s great - um, thanks. Now, our next story…
These damn bugs! How do they keep getting in here? {stomps on three large insects}
Anyway, as I was saying, our next story… what? What do you mean, it’s not here? It had a great story about nearly taking out the two Winchester boys. Well, I know that their mother’s spirit stopped it, but…
Oh, OK! Let’s just move on…