Employment Application

[reitgerte]

Der Folterkeller
Application Form

Name
Your name here

Skills
What shit can you do

Limits
What shit can you absolutely not do

Expected Pay
What shit do you want from him

I hereby agree to absolve die Republik Österreich of all responsibility for any injuries I may incur while working in and for der Folterkeller.

X Your name in blood

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maid!anon.

[anonymous]

[was going to meet up with you, but for some reason one of the parties couldn't make it there at that time Austria probably lost his way and she waited for hours.

Anyway. Look at that! Has quite shaky handwriting, too. But elegant.]

Der Folterkeller
Application Form

Name
Anonymous.

Skills
I clean. Professionally. Ah. Quite well. If you want references...

Limits
...Make things dirty. That wouldn't only go against the job description, it'd make me quite uncomfortable, too.

Expected Pay
[insert minimum wage, enough for room and board]

I hereby agree to absolve die Republik Österreich of all responsibility for any injuries I may incur while working for der Folterkeller.

X Anonymous

Re: maid!anon.

[reitgerte]

[writes on the application]

References are unnecessary. I accept your application and will expect you to attend my opening this coming Wednesday.

[anonymous]

Der Folterkeller
Application Form

Name
Anonymous

Skills
I can prepare food, and various drinks, among other things...

Limits
As of right now, I'm willing to do anything you ask.

Expected Pay
Wage (if any at all) is negotiable, since this is partly to repay you.

I hereby agree to absolve die Republik Österreich of all responsibility for any injuries I may incur while working for der Folterkeller.

X Anonymous

[reitgerte]

Accepted. Wage shall be negotiated when next we are able to discuss your employment.

[anonymous]

Der Folterkeller
Application Form

Name
I'm an anonymous- that would be against our code.

Skills
I make really good coffee! Melange, Turkish, espresso, Ethiopian, latte drinks, whatever. I also do backrubs, boots, and minor first aid.

Limits
I afraid decaffeinated will be quite out of the question.

Expected Pay
[Minimum wage + possibly the occasional smack.

I hereby agree to absolve die Republik Österreich of all responsibility for any injuries I may incur while working for der Folterkeller.

X Anonymous (really, how theatrical)

[reitgerte]

When serving coffee, the customer is without fail the authority; you will soon learn to tolerate having to make decaffeinated.

We shall discuss your payment when possible.

Accepted

[shaking_violet]

Der Folterkeller
Application Form

Name
Latvia

Skills
I can clean and cook. I'm good at gardening.

Limits
Lift heavy things. But I'll do anything you ask.

Expected Pay
36 Euros or any amount you would like.

I hereby agree to absolve die Republik Österreich of all responsibility for any injuries I may incur while working for der Folterkeller.

X Latvijas Republika

[reitgerte]

[more stuttering to look forward to, but that pay...]

Accepted