The vajeener doctor

[reijigin]

Went to the vajeener doctor this morning. They seemed, more than anything, hell-bent on making me feel like the most responsible person on the planet. For every question I answered they were like, "Good, good! That's just how you should be doing it!" And etc. Example

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[goth_is_not_emo]

...I need to go back to one of those, it's been a while.

Although it was funny how she kept trying to push birth control pills on me--when I was perfectly OK with condoms, and didn't even have sex much, and even told her several times that I, personally, was not interested. XD

You're waaaaaaay more on top of this whole sex life thing than I am though.

[reijigin]

I'm a ridiculous late bloomer, but I consider myself to be a generally educated person, sooo... X3

That's probably WHY I'm a late bloomer, though. I actually knew what shit entailed so I knew I wasn't interested for a very long time XD

You gotta keep in mind that vag doctors are used to getting COMPLETE RETARDS in their office who are putting themselves at ridiculous risk all the time, so they can be overbearing with precautions.

[goth_is_not_emo]

Late bloomer here too! :D

I still don't understand why people would put themselves in a position where they might end up having unprotected sex. I only went once without protection (because I was stupid and thought I had more self-control than I actually do--first time), and the next month was HELL while I waited to test results to get back.