The Ninth

[regal_reptile]

Where's my wand?! Why can't I do magic?! I can't even sense anything!

I'm... a muggle?!

...

[ooc: Ahahaha, Draco is nearly in tears.]

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[oralmusic]

Hm. What have we here?

[regal_reptile]

None of your business.

[oralmusic]

Either you are a glorious mistake of a polyjuice potion of myself, or a long removed relation, twice-detached.

Most likely the former. You lack the calm finesse of my lineage.

[regal_reptile]

...Wait a minute.

Your name wouldn't be Lucius, by any chance?

[katoustheshit]

dude, theres that word again. =/ if you people wanna stop yourselves from being jinxed so badly, you could make up less stupid sounding words at least.

[regal_reptile]

I didn't invent it. And who are you?

[katoustheshit]

oh. then it was tht hermione girl who did?

im awesome incredibly sexy katou. whore you?

[regal_reptile]

No. Someone older.

And no, I am not a whore, thank you very much.

[lady_turk]

Kid! There you are! I've been trying to find you.

[regal_reptile]

Oh? And why's that?

[lady_turk]

Mostly to see if you wanted to schedule regular torture lessons.

[regal_reptile]

Of course, ma'am. Whatever day is best for you.

[leviosa_spell]

I wasn't going to say anything rude, but then you called me a train wreck...

Should I come over? If you'll be nice, I'll even cast simple spells for you.

[regal_reptile]

I crossed that out, it doesn't count. What the hell happened?

I. Don't. Need. Help.

And my father's here.

Filtered;

[leviosa_spell]

Normally, I wouldn't say, but since I don't see how any more harm can be done... let's just say one of my best friends has essentially abandoned me.

If you say so. Offer's still open.

...wh-what?

Filtered

[regal_reptile]

What?! Which one of them? I'll hex him for you. You know, when I get my magic back.

...Well, it's not like I have anything better to do.

Younger. Like Potter's. It's really quite scary.

[ex_cascade855]

A muggle? How awful.

[regal_reptile]

...Mother? Oh great.

Indeed.

[ex_cascade855]

And how, praytell, has a Slytherin become a muggle?

[regal_reptile]

It's one of the city's curses. Had you arrived earlier, it probably would have happened to you too. They affect nearly everyone in the population, but dispurse after 24 hours.