Family

[quarrions]

Title: Family
Author: hereticpop
Movie Adapted: The Godfather
Genre: crack
Characters/Pairings: Gazette; Aoi/Ruki
Rating: pg-13
Word Count: 1202
Warnings: might fry your brain
Notes: now this is something different than what I had first in mind, and very last minute, I apologize. I fail at challenges. maybe one day, I’ll write a proper, long version. I hope

Comments

[lady_sb]

Is it a dish?

HAHAHAHAHAHA Brb dying of laughter XD

I like how Kai is all srs bzns, Uruha is all housewifey and Reita is just Reita (as he always is).

Even if you didn't get to do the long version that you wanted, this is still highly amusing and made me laugh. So I think its pretty okay ^^ and challenges are hard so don't be too down on yourself ^^

Brb still laughing at the image of a horse scaring Koron....

*LoL

[kei_kyuuketsuki]

"..too hot to die." => I like this sentence.

“You can call me Godfather.” => this sentence WIN.

“You.” Ruki taps his fingers against the desk’s shiny surface. “You have pink hair.” => ok. So pink hair IS a problem.

while Reita, who is snoring in a chair, is wearing a white suit with a colourful shirt. => I’m sorry. I had to chuckle for this one.

“He’s the consigliore.”
Is that a good thing? Is that an insult? Is that a dish?
=> *roflmao*

Uruha stirs the sauce, sprinkling more red on more surfaces, including Aoi.
“Oh I don’t know. You have pink hair.”
=> again. Pink hair IS a problem, isn’t it? *LoL

OK. I know there were a lot of Ruki and Aoi’s love here. But, I just don’t know why the horse WINS my night. LoL-ing at Uruha who couldn’t kill the horse. But I agreed with Aoi who want the horse to stay.

I admire the way you describe the whole situation. *applauding*

here comes incoherency

[gratiela]

Oh God ....
Koron baring his teeth at Aoi speaking OMG wait my cheekbones hurt from grinning like an idiot.

Reita's colorful shirt!!!!!!!! *has eyes flashing like stop lights* but but tahahaahahahahahh

I don't think it could be of any use to quote everything because yeah, it's written down already but I just want to say you made me laugh today- and it has been a crappy day, I tell you!
ILU

Like it's been said above me, don't be so harsh on yourself, you've managed to write fabulous crack!!

[orishimeinoue]

HAHAHA <3
This is great, I love it!

[gimbat_ash]

I have never seen this movie (amazing, I know) but I still understood and loved this. It took me like 3 whole minutes to read:
“These are my men,” Ruki explains.

“What about me?” Aoi asks in a small voice.

“You.” Ruki taps his fingers against the desk’s shiny surface. “You have pink hair.”

I was laughing so hard and couldn't stop. This story seriously made my day.
The ending with the horse made me want to reach though the screen and cradle Uruha. He was just so cute.
I honestly believe that if Gazette really was the mob, this is pretty much how it would go XD