Comments | reeface: golden globes. and i don't just mean salma's boobs.

reeface

golden globes. and i don't just mean salma's boobs.

Jan 13, 2009 09:09

I reallyreally want to unzip nearly every single dress and let the poor women breathe. Yes, is time for annual Globes show picspam! I missed you last year, Globes. <3 ( Read more... )

golden globes, tv: awards, picspam: awards, celebs

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equusentric January 13 2009, 17:16:54 UTC

I don't know a darned thing about fashion, but your captions are hilarious. ♥

gummibarengirl January 14 2009, 01:00:59 UTC

okay...i thought the TOP hald of Maggie's dress was really pretty, love the print and the color. The silhouette however is just WRONGGGG. The bottom is way too skinny for the top of the dress.

gummibarengirl January 14 2009, 01:01:14 UTC

ps. why no Sally Hawkins?

reeface January 14 2009, 16:20:28 UTC

I ran outta time looking for pics. I missed so many!

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pinkpapyrus January 13 2009, 17:24:08 UTC

Like a tiny wee crazy Ken doll.

Push the crazy button on his head, place him on your sofa, and watch him SPRING INTO ACTION.

comedrivemewild January 14 2009, 11:09:26 UTC

I would buy that.

reeface January 14 2009, 16:27:16 UTC

YES. Unfortunately right after that Barbie disappears off into the Scientology center and gets a bob haircut.

highd January 13 2009, 17:31:10 UTC

Sandra Bullock could be wrapped in banana peels and beef jerky and I would love her regardless.

Maggie is like the Bjork or acting. She either looks like a knock out or a Rorschach test she also has this lost old lady vibe about her that makes her unappealing to me.

Tom Cruise will always be the little Thetan that could in my book. I have such ire for this man's brain.

The women of Man Men did themselves proud.

reeface January 14 2009, 16:30:32 UTC

Word. I love Sandra unconditionally. I just wish she had consulted a ruffle professional, heh.

Maggie is like the Bjork or acting

ALDFKASLK. I have never heard a sentence that is SO TRUE.

I couldn't find anymore photos of the Mad Men gals. Makes me sad. Must catch the E! fashion special, see if they're on there.

lunachickk January 13 2009, 17:46:24 UTC

I just don't know what Renee was thinking in that... dress.
I'm not sure why they won't leave Drew's hair alone. She teased the crap out of it. Get over it, people. I loved your caption though!
Is Mickey Rourke even human anymore? His chin scares me.
I was worried about RDJr, he looked a bit smashed in one pic I saw. *so doesn't want him to fail*

I didn't watch them either. I just like to look at the pretty dresses the next day. ;)

reeface January 14 2009, 16:33:28 UTC

It makes me sad to think that she looked in a mirror and was all, "Damn, I look hot." Does she have no friends? :(

Drew's hair stylist needs to be shot. That hair was teased so hard it was crying.

I was actually surprised Mickey didn't look as bad as I'd seen him looking in the movie ad! Still, yeah. Scary. Poor guy. I remember when he usta be hot shit.

amelialourdes January 13 2009, 17:50:37 UTC

Who has done this horror to you, Jenna? WHO?

I thought the same thing. :(

And guys have it so easy. :\

So you didn't get to watch any of it! There were so many train wreck moments that were just so good to watch. :D

reeface January 14 2009, 16:35:50 UTC

I've seen Jenna lookin' good, I know she can doo eeet. Wha' happened, girl? :(

Nope, none of it. I could just weep, Aface. I heart my award shows!

amelialourdes January 14 2009, 18:59:10 UTC

That's okay. You still have the Oscars. :D

reeface January 14 2009, 19:02:06 UTC

I just heard angels singing!