Six different sexual behaviours each day. Six. :X

[reeface]

I clearly need to be gay. Or, y'know, sluttier.

tinglypants sent me this link. I must now go sex her up.

The gist:

This is the first research study of its kind in the UK to independently test a gay pheromone sex attractant for men. The results showed that of the 76 gay men tested, 81% of those wearing their regular cologne mixed with New APC gay pheromone

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[twistinside82]

3. I want to bathe in this stuff and have many gay men lay on me naked. Shut up! Don't judge me. You know you thought the same thing.

OMG I DID!!

We should totally both be gay men. It'd be awesome.

[reeface]

HA! I KNEW EET!

We'd totally be the Laverne & Shirley of gaydom. Oh, yes, we would. *snap*

[twistinside82]

OMG we totally would be!!

We are awesome.

[reeface]

OMG yes. Spritzing himself every two minutes and doing the Joey Tribiani "How YOU doin'?" pick-up line...

[luckycharm_13]

3. I want to bathe in this stuff and have many gay men lay on me naked. Shut up! Don't judge me. You know you thought the same thing.

Yes, I did. But you knew that. :) OH MY DARLINGIST ONE DAY WE WILL BE GAY MEN AND I WILL HUMP YOU FOREVZ!!!!!!! :X:X:X

Am out the door right now, but will answer comments like woah later today. <333

AND WHEN YOU COME BACK YOU MUST GET ON OMG AM DEPRESSED AND NEED YOU TO CHEER ME UP

[reeface]

I WILL SPEND THE DAYS UNTIL WE ARE GAY HUMPY MEN NIBBLING YOUR EARS :X:X:X

OMG BABY AM HERE AND PREPPED WITH URL FOR OFFICE REUNION PICS WHERE ARE YOU?!

EMERGENCY CHEER UP PROTOCOL:

<----LOOK AT ICON QUICK! CHINFACE BRIAN WILL MAKE DAY BETTER I PROMISE

[luckycharm_13]

OMG EARS JDFBVHJKVCXBFNCXBVHJBGV

AND I WILL GRIP YOUR HIPS!!

OMG YOU ARE NOT ON AND I AM VER VER TIRED BUT WE MUST TALK TOMORROW.

ALSO EMERGENCY CHEER UP MADE ME LAUGH GOOD JOB!!

:X:X:X:X:X

[reeface]

OMG HIPS!! *at your mercy*

And dammit, I have sucky timing. I keep missing you, Luckyface. :((

HOPE YOU'RE FEELING BETTER BABY!!