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Jun 13, 2007 00:45

OMG MY TV GIRLFRIEND KATHY GRIFFIN IS BACK!
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kathy griffin is my girlfriend, tv: my life on the d-list, teevee

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paddies June 13 2007, 08:03:23 UTC
OMG I have no idea what/who you're talking about...:((

Are you on Y!M, Cookiedough?!

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reeface June 13 2007, 14:55:25 UTC
OMG PARTNER SHE IS FUNNIEST STAND-UP COMEDIAN AND BEST FAG HAG EVERS. Think Margaret Cho, but with red hair. ;)) She has a reality show about her D-list life on Bravo that is like mainlining crack. Crack, I say!

http://www.bravotv.com/Kathy_Griffin

Aww, partner, I missed you again, I'm sorry! :(( I posted this, started a porn download and then went to bed. And I'm gonna be gone again today. RL can bite me. :((

*clings*

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juliedarling June 13 2007, 11:30:30 UTC
OMG, this season is KILLING me! In the first ep when she started crying about Matt, I totally bawled, especially since she thinks he never loved her and her marriage was all a scam. :(( :(( :(( And her dad! :*( Kathy's parents are my favorite TV parents ever, even if they do want her to marry Sean Hannity. They go to the gay bars! Because of the $4 wine!

I don't know how I'm going to survive next week's episode. SO MUCH KATHY PAIN! :((((((((( I hope her main gays will be back to support her. I do not know where they have been. Her poor mom should move in with her, too, and become part of her entourage.

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reeface June 13 2007, 15:03:24 UTC
OMG, JULIEFACE, YES. Matt totally murdered her inner romantic and I wanna beat him over the head every time she says she was an idiot for marrying for love last time. :(( And her dad! Oh, god, her dad. Everytime he's on screen, I tear up but still giggle, cos, wow, he was just the best dad ever. "Ohh, he'd be a good son." AHAHAHA! And $4 gay wine! I died so many times aldfja.

Once again you are made of awesome ideas - her mom SHOULD move in with her! I doubt anything there would upset her. She's usually tanked on wine anyway. ;D

Seriously, where the hell are her main gays?! They need to be there for support, dammit. Not to mention they woulda loved the Nick Carter stuff!

Next week we will hold each other, k? :((

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juliedarling June 13 2007, 21:29:47 UTC
Omg yes! *clings*

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turnyourankle June 13 2007, 14:56:26 UTC
I can't find s3 on any torrent sites D: what happened with matt?

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reeface June 13 2007, 15:12:14 UTC
*crosses fingers it'll show up later cos omg so funny*

Ohh, Matt. Grr. They don't get into it on the show, but Kathy said on Larry King Live last year that he'd been stealing from her, something like $70,000 total. Wait, lemme find an article real quick...

Here ya go! Oh, yay, has the interview transcript too. :D

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shape5 June 13 2007, 16:05:59 UTC

amelialourdes June 13 2007, 17:19:46 UTC
I am definitely NOT a fan of what happened between her and Matt. What a slimeball! I mean, one would notice $75,000 MISSING FROM THEIR BANK ACCOUNT. What a douche. All for his stupid fantasy football game. I'm so bitter.

I'm totally with Kathy. I think that she should only date people who'll give her a photo op. Nick Carter WOULD'VE been the right way to go if his publicist wasn't a douche. He looks ... almost the same. Sorry, not that shocking.

Um. How come she didn't visit my house when she headed over here? How rude. :) Apparently the key to getting her to visit is to live in the middle of nowhere and give her something to do.

I love her new Tom jokes. Who doesn't like jokes about beating off?

Sigh. I love this show.

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reeface June 14 2007, 17:10:19 UTC
Exactly. It's not like she had a team of accountants handling her money and never looked at bank statements. He definitely had some serious problems. Grr.

I apparently missed the Nick Carter chunky stage, so I wasn't all that impressed either. :| But, hey, least Kathy made it onto TMZ! *snicker* "Awkward couple", heh.

And she was so close! ;D Now that you know she'd come, you'll have to keep an eye on her touring schedule for when she comes back to the area and then lure her in with QaF DVDs. ;D

The Tom jokes killed me. It's a little freaky how much he's like Matt, though, heh.

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darkhorse488 June 14 2007, 00:58:04 UTC
OMG I LOVE HER! Not only is she hysterically funny, but she was so sweet when I had the opportunity to meet her last year.

My life on the D-list is fantastic and I also started tearing up when she talked about her divorce. Between Matt and her dad the poor woman has been through the ringer lately. *pets Ms. Griffin*

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reeface June 14 2007, 17:13:06 UTC
OMG, you've met her! Tell me more, tell me more. :D

Yeah, tis not been a good year for her, poor thing. At least she had the Carnegie Hall sell-out that fulfilled a dream of hers. *happy sigh*

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darkhorse488 June 14 2007, 18:26:59 UTC
This may be more than you care to know, but here goes!

My mother works at the theater she was performing at in my home town and managed to get tickets for her show and score a meet and great for me and 2 of my gays as a graduation gift. I was absolutely thrilled! When I went back stage Kathy Griffin takes one look at me, gets this horrified look on her face and says "omg how old are you?" I replied that I was 18 and she audibly sighs with relief stating that she thought I was 14 and she was afraid she was going to be sued!

She gave me a signed photograh, signed two tickets for my friends, and posed for a picture with us. I told her that one of my friends skipped his prom so he could come see her and she replied "I didn't go to my prom because no one asked me." We all thanked her and told her the show was amazing (which it was) and she said we were sweet. Aw. Just to prove I'm not making this up. :)

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reeface June 15 2007, 04:10:15 UTC
ALFDJASLKJ. Oh, man, this story rocked. AND PHOTO! Also, omg, you are beyond ADORABLE. I wanna squish you. Thank you so much for sharing, darling! :">

*hearts you and Kathy*

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