the woodcutter returns

[redwoodsman]

I go on a vacation and all hell breaks lose. How is that for timing? Would like to say it saved me from the headaches that come with delegating such situations, but I don't think Anser is going to let me have that luxury.

But if this is what happens when an assistant librarian takes a vacation, I'm a bit frightened to see what would happen if

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[fathergander]

Yes, your vacation timing was awfully fortuitous. Don't worry, I had a grand time picking up your slack. Really, think nothing of it. But, oh for balance, lets say you're in charge of the Pigs for a week.

Were I to take a vacation, the results would make Armageddon look like a third grade field trip to the Museum of Natural History.

[redwoodsman]

Oh come now, it couldn't have been that bad. Not bad enough to put me in charge of the Pigs. You seem to be forgetting the problem children I'm in charge of on a regular basis. Besides, don't you have an English librarian that handles them?

[fathergander]

The English librarian is a vampy blonde co-ed. I find that siccing her on a trio of hormonal pubescent fratboys sends rather mixed messages.

A temporary swap may do them some good.

[neigh_sayer]

You're lucky you missed the ugliness.

[redwoodsman]

I thought so too, but then Anser threated to make me look after the Pigs. Who, from the looks of it, got themselves into something this weekend. One, at least, but where one goes the others are more than likely to follow.

How have you been? Doing well, I hope.

[neigh_sayer]

Oh, well, boys will be boys and pigs will be pigs...

I've been alright. Working on pre-production of my "Strange Love" music video. How was your holiday?

[redwoodsman]

It was good. Went up to Vermont with Keisha and enjoyed some fresh air. Visited my friend Paul Champagne for a couple of days as well. Nothing terribly interesting.

"Strange Love" video?