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[redwhiteandtea]

The fucking dust in my classroom is multiplying, I know it.

Whoever left a bizarre Muggle contraption in the Ancient Runes room, could you please come and collect it? I don't know what it is but it's making noises at me and... I can't make it stop.

And if it was you who stole my new bottle of Firewhisky from my room, please let me know so that I may

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[redblacknfeesh]

Do you need me to save you Dad?

[xth_skeith]

Other orphans. Ovan disappeared, Shino's in a coma.

You can't curse at children. That makes you no better than the vulgar adults that I grew up with.

...No, I'm not their father. But they're a part of my family. I have no blood relatives. Alfred and Peter are part of my family. I won't let them suffer the way I did, in any big or small way.

[redwhiteandtea]

First of all, my language was barely enough to be called cursing. Secondly, I'm not a violent person. Suggesting I am a "vulgar adult" for that incident alone is overreacting if you ask me.

I won't let them suffer either. And you're not the only one who cares about them, young man.

[xth_skeith]

...I'm sorry, sir. ...I tend to get out of control when the people I care about come into question. ...I'm possessive by nature, I guess... I didn't mean to explode at you.

You still shouldn't curse at kids, though, it's still the wrong message.

[redwhiteandtea]

Well, it's understandable. I'm not sure that Alfred comprehends it, though. Not as far as I'm concerned, anyhow.

[redblacknfeesh]

DAD! He is not a bad influence! He's better than you are, you jerk!

[redwhiteandtea]

Peter Kirkland, if you don't show some respect, so help me I will kidnap Mr Fluffles.

And I maybe careless with him.

[redblacknfeesh]

No! You can't have him! He's hidden!

If you touch him I swear to God I will do something so horrible you can't even imagine it.

ooc: maybe careless with him XDDD

[redwhiteandtea]

God. If only I had magical powers.

pretend it's his pouting icon, i'm too lazy to log in XD

[redblacknfeesh]

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...........I hate you.

[redwhiteandtea]

Love you too, son.

[redblacknfeesh]

Jerk

[redwhiteandtea]

I'm going to get you a thesaurus for your birthday.

[redblacknfeesh]

Bite me! I wouldn't use it anyway :|

[redwhiteandtea]

How do you expect to finish school if you can't converse properly?

[redblacknfeesh]

I can converse properly! I just choose not to! So there!

He's sticking his tongue out in a vaguely unpatriotic rude way XD