[It's very early in the morning. Most reasonable people would be asleep. But Alfred is too busy breaking into his own house and stealing his own stuff.
He's very sneaky. Like a ninja rhinocerous. Surely none of his family will catch him creeping around.]
LOUD, frustrated muttering can be heard, punctuated by bursts of coherence ("Who does she--", "That goddamned bastard--", "LYING?"). Every now and then, a crash of something breaking
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