*.:TWO HUNDRED TWENTY-THREE:.*

[redwhiteandhero]

So prefects are seriously on condom duty, huh? I dunno what Dumbledore is thinking, but that's hilarious. Do they seriously have to stand there and hand them out all night, or what? It's like "Hey, here ya go, think of me while you're doing it," "Oh okay, as long as you think about us doing it." Do they even get to use any themselves, or what

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[flaxenflowers]

As if you'll need any.

[redwhiteandhero]

That's none of your business.

((Wtf that icon where did it come from.))

ZOINKS, PEEN COVERS

[flaxenflowers]

You're right, I'd rather not know if you need them or not.

Not that you ever would.

:[]!

[redwhiteandhero]

I've already needed them a lot more than you ever will.

[dofaye]

It means we'll have easier access to them, you know.

[redwhiteandhero]

How're you actually supposed to use them when you've gotta stand around handing them out to other people?

[dofaye]

Surely there won't be that much demand.

[redwhiteandhero]

Yeah, probably, but like you're gonna need them either.

[genki_ni_yuuki]

Alfred, you shouldn't tease them. I'm sure they're embarrassed enough.

[redwhiteandhero]

I wasn't teasing...

[genki_ni_yuuki]

Good, because they may poke a hole in them and give it to you if they're upset.

[redwhiteandhero]

That's just being a dick!

[amaleprincess]

Someone's no good at hiding his embarrassment~

[redwhiteandhero]

Why would I be embarrassed? I'm not the one that has to hand that stuff out.

[amaleprincess]

If you weren't embarrassed, you could just grab your rubbers and leave!

[redwhiteandhero]

The point is embarrassing them.

[dreadof]

Heh, what a job they got!

Well it's not like you're going to need one, so you'll have nothing to worry about.

[redwhiteandhero]

Shut your face. You don't know whether I need them or not.