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[redwhiteandhero]

[Private to Peter]

Pete, we need to chat.

[/Private]

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[seabrit]

Why?

[seabrit]

[He eyes the razor, then takes the shaving cream gingerly.]

What, all over...?

[redwhiteandhero]

Put it where the hair is, doofus.

[seabrit]

[He rolls his eyes but soon enough his cheeks and chin are covered in shaving cream.]

It smells funny.

[redwhiteandhero]

Yeah, it always smells like that.

[Hope you're ready, because he just flipped the razor open and leaned over Petey with it.]

You always wanna go the same direction as the hair, like this. Hold still.

[REE REE REE]

[seabrit]

[AAAAAAAAAAAND STUMBLING BACK]

What are you doing with that giant knife?!

[redwhiteandhero]

What? It's a razor.

[seabrit]

Is it supposed to be that big?

[redwhiteandhero]

Yes. Calm down or it's gonna hurt.

[seabrit]

I'm not gonna bleed, am I?

[redwhiteandhero]

Not if you just hold still.

[seabrit]

[Squeezes his eyes and waits stiffly in terrified anticipation.]

[redwhiteandhero]

[Don't worry, Pete, he'll do his best to be gentle.]

[seabrit]

[He keeps his eyes shut but at the end of the first stroke he opens his right eye, relaxing a little.]

That's it?

[redwhiteandhero]

Yep, just like that. Just take it slow.

[seabrit]

Oh, okay!

[He relaxes fully then, trying not to smile.]

Maybe you should finish this time and I can try it on my own later...?