*.:ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY-NINE:.*

[redwhiteandhero]

Finally, I don't look like a raccoon anymore. All the ladies at the shop were telling me how much they missed me. One of them bought me an apple tart, even though I'm just supposed to be eating shakes, I figure it's okay 'cause that was really nice of her.

Comments

[bingotothat]

...Eating shakes?

[redwhiteandhero]

Yeah, Asuka said guys in the movies do it all the time.

[bingotothat]

One: you don't eat shakes, you drink them. Two: what kind of shakes are you thinking of here?

[redwhiteandhero]

You eat them if they're really thick. This morning I had a chocolate one.

[bingotothat]

...Tell me you meant a protein shake and not a milkshake.

[redwhiteandhero]

What's the difference?

[bingotothat]

Protein shakes have whey and soy in them! They're health drinks! Milkshakes are just ice cream and milk!

[redwhiteandhero]

Sounds gross. I'll stick with milkshakes.

[bingotothat]

If you want to get even fatter, fine.

[redwhiteandhero]

I'm not fat! And Asuka said I would lose weight.

[bingotothat]

She didn't mean milkshakes, she meant protein shakes.

[redwhiteandhero]

No!

[bingotothat]

Yes! What made you think you could lose weight just eating ice cream all the time?

[redwhiteandhero]

Because you're not eating real food.

[bingotothat]

Ice cream is food, just because it's liquidated doesn't mean anything. It's still sugary, it's still fattening, it still has an adverse effect on your health.

Honestly.

[redwhiteandhero]

... Lame.