flames on the side of my face.

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Dear Pregnant Girl That Used To Work Here But Thankfully Quit Mere Weeks After I Started, Lest I Would Have Hacked My Entire Face To Bits With A Varied Assortment Of Paper Clips, Thumb Tacks, And Staples

Comments

[bohemea]

I don't think Diet Dr Pepper fans should be held accountable for what they do when some whore steals a can of their tasty treat. Also, aren't pregnant women supposed to stop injesting things that taste good? Isn't caffeine bad for a baby? I hope her baby looks like a monkey.