2nd Bite

[redthenightless]

[Phone]

[Just one, short, terse question:]

What's so great about love anyway?

[Action; Elementary School]

[There is a little girl in a floofy pink dress picking at her lunch and looking generally discontent. Approach?]

Comments

[kinpika]

Love is really fun. I like it!

[kinpika]

It disappears? Just make it come back. That's pretty easy.

[redthenightless]

You can't just make it come back. It's completely irrational. That's the whole problem.

Do you really know anything about this at all?

[kinpika]

Yes you can. You could threaten to kill the other person or their family and it could come back pretty quick.

[redthenightless]

[wow is he even worse at this than she is?]

No, that's not real love, that would just be desperate fawning to save their life.

[kinpika]

It's all love in the end.

[redthenightless]

A cheap facsimile even more sure to end in tears and suffering than the real thing.

[kinpika]

It hasn't stop working so far.

[redthenightless]

I truly pity whoever you set your sights on.

[kinpika]

I'm already engaged.

[redthenightless]

That poor woman.

And you threatened her into it?

[kinpika]

No way! Threats wouldn't work with the King of Knights.

[redthenightless]

...you're engaged to a man?

[KINGS ARE MEN, DUH]

[kinpika]

Saber might have a flat chest but she is a woman.

[redthenightless]

Hmph. In any case, being engaged isn't the same as being loved. Only romantics assume marriage and love go hand in hand.

[kinpika]

Oh, if that's true, would you marry me?