LJ intro

[redsteve]

A wise lady of my acquaintance once explained that she didn’t use LJ as she felt it was the equivalent of drinking out of a public toilet. On reflection, I disagree; many people’s LJ entries are more like taking a dump in their own bathroom and then inviting friends (and total strangers) in to look and admire and then leave their own movements/

Comments

[windikamm]

Aaahh, the adages about poop now, we can always expect colorful ones from you Steve! See you Saturday!!!

[vicar]

Today I got up, and had cereal (non-sugared). I'm tired and don't want to go to work and it's raining. My boss is so dumb, it's all I can think about as I ride the bus.
You've all heard about that fight I had with X, well here's the real story:
Don't you have how some passive-aggressive people do X? Let me tell you in enough detail so you know who I'm talking about...
I'm the movie ghost, pic by quizilla.
*HUGS*
COME SEE MY DJ NIGHT
I was disloging gunk from beneath my tonail when I had a brilliant revelation about my development over the past 20 years as a fascinating person.

"your butt is the pope?"

[kitteblue]

Yes, your hinney-ness (or is that holy hinney?) we will "hug" and see your Dj night as coompelled by the booty of christ.

Ahem

[kitteblue]

No poop in the soap dish, medicine cabinet or soft soap dispenser in our house!