Forgive me for my messed up humor....

[harmonicsoul]

Jonathan Papelbon's phrase for his ninth inning brilliance:

The Pap Smear!!!

Comments

[zackfig]

[just_becca]

[harmonicsoul]

I know, I know...I've had the joke for years and decided to share!

[just_becca]

What is a Pap smear? Or is it "schmear?" Like cream cheese.

[snowfall36]

win

[mslauren2930]

heh.

You leave me no choice in the matter.

[thirdbase]

Oh Michael. Oh my. See, this is exactly what I have very actively avoided thinking about during those 9th inning outings. Squick. I move my brain to the grocery list whenever I hear "Shipping Up to Boston." Even on my ipod.

For you, I submit the words "anal" and "penetration." Take them with only my good will, as I am going to have to take Pap Smear.

Oh dear.

[steaksammich]

Since it's really slow this time of year, we might as well just leave this up and slap on the good ol' "left up for mocking" tag