First Day of 28 (Or: Why Pink Thongs Suck)

[redsleeves]

I was greeted by a small pile of polite birthday cards near my computer this morning.  So far this is turning out to be a very mature, civil birthday, which means basically that I am an old, old man.

Nothing civil about last night, however.  Without going into too much detail, let's say I embarked on a drunken party of one to ring in the new age,

Comments

[ed_dirt]

Well, happy fuckin' birthday to me, and many moooore....

yeah...what you said.

[redsleeves]

Many thanks.

[ladygodivablues]

Happy Birthday to youuuuuu!!!! Its also my boyfriends birthday too....

...anyway, stop saying 28 is old! Your just giving me motivation to lay down in the middle of road in the hope someone runs over me. I'm going to have a second adolescene in my late twenties to make up for studying accountancy in my youth!

Well done on keeping hold of your wallet but Im pretty sure going to bars which have unaesthetically pleasing ugly man in thongs will be enough to depress anyone, no wonder your so glum!

[redsleeves]

Many thanks. I only say 28 is old because I am something of a self-pity whore. And honestly I'm really not in such a bad bood, I'm just a little hungover and wondering how I'm going to repeat this process tonight (sans Pink Thong of course).

[mtbchica]

DAMMIT on me I thought I would remember to tell you first thing this morning happy birthday but noooooooooo, i had to go and forget. Have a great day! I dont even own a pink thong, dammit.

[redsleeves]

Muchos Gracias. Don't worry I absolutely never remember anyone's birthday, it is hands down my worst character flaw. That and my secret love for pink thongs... uh, I mean... nevermind...

[nerveux]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

And hooray for Cancers, they are quite the awesome group of people.

[redsleeves]

Thanks much, and yes, the crab has served me well...