A sandal in Belgravia?

[redscharlach]

Here's another of my flimsy pieces of whimsical Sherlockery, mainly because that's all my brain wants to produce these days, and who am I to argue with me?

After speculating recently about asking Manolo Blahnik to play Moriarty in a US Sherlock remake (he'd make you into fabulous shoes!), I couldn't help but wonder whether Moriarty would like to

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[shiv5468]

Well I'd say you couldn't walk in them, but to be fair you can't walk in most Blahniks either

[lobelia321]

Of course, I read your sentence as you couldn't wank in them...

*runs away*

No, delete that. That should be *hobbles away*.

[redscharlach]

Well, most fictional master criminals have always favoured style over practicality!

[shiv5468]

I think there is a school for fictional master criminals where these values are inculcated.

[lobelia321]

omg I don't know whether to lick the screen or be totally creeped out. Redsch, you are evol because your picses are playing with my head.

[redscharlach]

Sorry, I may have been a bit over-enthusiastic with the body parts in this one...

[deathlyh7212007]

These are sickeningly funny. Unfortunately, I'm still incredibly angry that CBS has the balls to attempt an American Sherlock, especially with such a high risk of getting sued by the BBC and Mofftiss' crack team of troll lawyers.

...If Moriarty was played by Nicolas Cage, he'd actually steal the Declaration of Independence!

[ladytory]

Tried to send a message on tumblr, but got an error message :(

Just wanted to say congrats on the Otters that look like Benedict Cumberbatch trending on twitter!
I have been following your work here since a long ago Harry Potter Spoon Full of Sugar song parody and more recently on tumblr, just so glad to see all the love for your post all over the internets ;)